No.If Dirk Kuyt and Ruud Van Nistelrooy had a child it would be Vincent Janssen, amirite?
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Agreed Joe. This kuyt ruud pish is really getting on my tits. He's Dutch, he's a striker. So fuck. He's the Great Vincent Janssen, a man of independent mind.
I never got the Kuyt equine connection, but I once mistook a police horse on Park Lane for Van Nistelrooy. The cunt nipped my arm.
If every lazy cunt making kuyt or van nistelrooy comparisons wasn't racist, then we'd have a Kluivert comparison by now.
Those police horses are fucken massive.
But he doesn't look anything like a horse. I'm confused.
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Btw, my 'no' answer to the Colonel wasn't a slight, I was just drawing on my O level biology.
See if I was seriously rich, I'd set up a horse cloning lab, without the proper local authority permission, and immediately begin creating the ultimate muscle bound massive horse. This thing would be the biggest horse any man had seen. After the necessary genetic tweaks, my staff would clone like fuck. Helix after helix.
In time I would walk the centre line of the streets of Glasgow flanked by a legion of otherworld horses.
In time I would walk the centre line of the streets of Glasgow flanked by a legion of otherworld horses.
I wasn't comparing Janssen as a player to either Kuyt or Horse. Google his mum.... :kanewtf:
Apologies if I inadvertently attached my vitriol to your otherwise benign contribution. I'm an accidental kind of cunt, as you know.
Out of respect, I don't google mothers
I know you meant no ill will towards my comment Joe. I was just being facetious about Vincent Van Gol's mum. He on the other hand is a dreamboat.
Or just plain cunt :dierpochhug:
I miss the constant McGinn chat. Seems to have switched to thick set Mario instead.
I think the McGinn transfer saga is simmering in the background. It's a big move for the lad. I'm sure he'll have to consider a few things first
That is true but equally I don't think either turned down big 100k per week offers from teams who win stuff.
So they didn't have to make that decision.
But I agree that neither seem like mercenaries.
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Vincent looks a good boy with a very decent haircut, someone you don't mind your daughter bring home with. Kane, Son, Hugo, Davis, Dier, Vert all the same. Very decent looking bunch.
Poch simply loves players with good personality.
Only Walker and Trip look a little rough though with those tattoos. But they are still poch-compliant I suppose...
I mean look at Balotelli...
Poch simply loves players with good personality.
Only Walker and Trip look a little rough though with those tattoos. But they are still poch-compliant I suppose...
I mean look at Balotelli...
Vince was approached by PSG. Silly money there. But the lad chose the team that best suits his philosophy, not his pocket.
Maybe. I think it was rumoured.
We don't know how strong there interest was.
Unless we believe all media now.
You don't know that about Vincent, he could change into something quite ghastly every full moon!
