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Emptied quicker than Stanford Bridge on Sunday**Is there a fire drill? Is there a fire drill?**
Yes.
I heard and know that people are holding seats in every window for 30 minutes and refreshingWent on the site to see availability, looks like slim pickings and there's still other phases to go before we can apply.
Flipping 'eck, this is torture!
Been saying that for aaages nowIs the South Stand going to be left exposed are are they going to clad it. Drove pass it yesterday and it looks a long way of unless the plan is to leave it exposed.
Went on the site to see availability, looks like slim pickings and there's still other phases to go before we can apply.
Flipping 'eck, this is torture!
I confess to being a training ground junky, been many times now and it's glorious, fantastic place to watch a game, been going to our training grounds since Cheshunt days, my excuse is it's football and also love the connection to the club (getting in my excuses in lol). But a club shop, stuffed with club tat, I don't get it the excitement.
I have been thinking about the size of the new club shop, clearly with this new space to luxuriate in we need new merchandise.
I'm therefore pitching we have a health section with the following products and services :
Dier Hard - an Eric Dier themed pack of viagra sporting the 'watch us rise' branding.
Tottenham Hotspur themed Pregnancy Test. Find out if you have scored or not, the device will show a picture of Harry Kane if your loved one is pregnant and a picture of Vincent Janssen if not.
Suffering from PTSD, Anxiety or Depression? Doctor Chirpy will see you now! Club mascots are not just there for dancing around or engaging with small children and taunting rivals, with a combination of CBT, hugs and looking in to his mesmerising beak, Dr Chirpy will fix you soon and give you a sticker to say as much.
Do you have no control of your bowels yet want to share your love for Tottenham Hotspur? Well this cockeral on a ball shaped colostomy bag is for you.
I think I have too much time on my hands...
I did also think of an Eric Lamela themed luggage set, so every where you go you can take Lamela with you and the Victor Wanyama Bolognese Sauce, so you can have your spaghetti the way Victor does.
Spurs have already tried diversification....it didn't end well...I have been thinking about the size of the new club shop, clearly with this new space to luxuriate in we need new merchandise.
I'm therefore pitching we have a health section with the following products and services :
Dier Hard - an Eric Dier themed pack of viagra sporting the 'watch us rise' branding.
Tottenham Hotspur themed Pregnancy Test. Find out if you have scored or not, the device will show a picture of Harry Kane if your loved one is pregnant and a picture of Vincent Janssen if not.
Suffering from PTSD, Anxiety or Depression? Doctor Chirpy will see you now! Club mascots are not just there for dancing around or engaging with small children and taunting rivals, with a combination of CBT, hugs and looking in to his mesmerising beak, Dr Chirpy will fix you soon and give you a sticker to say as much.
Do you have no control of your bowels yet want to share your love for Tottenham Hotspur? Well this cockeral on a ball shaped colostomy bag is for you.
I think I have too much time on my hands...
I did also think of an Eric Lamela themed luggage set, so every where you go you can take Lamela with you and the Victor Wanyama Bolognese Sauce, so you can have your spaghetti the way Victor does.
But it’s the biggest club shop in the whole of Europe!!
The biggest!!
In the whole of Europe!
Brave man - I still have to broach the news of the price hike to the misses.So I'm in Phase 5, starting Thursday morning, when I'll be flying back from a meeting in Madrid (ßÎąŧåήϮ) so I'm having to rely on the wife to secure my forever-more season ticket seat.
Which means I have to tell her where I want her to buy. Which means I have to work out where I want to buy. Which is really difficult as the whole massive area (205/7/9, row 10 up) that I wanted anywher is entirely sold out. Now I'm not only having to choose an alternative spot I'm having to pick several, as she'll need options in the likely situation that my first choice isn't available on that morning.
I'm not enjoying this situation
When I went to that M&M Shop in Leicester Square I was staggered (and appalled) by the range of stuff they'd managed to put an M&M logo on. If going to the new Spurs store isn't like that I'll be disappointed.The Barcelona one on the Camp Nou site is pretty massive and across three floors, I expect ours to be similar to that. Looking forward to the over priced pens, keyrings and tat that needs to fill all that space. Hopefully they won’t be running out of decent sizes of the Nike apparel.
I’ve never managed to convince myself to go into the M&M shop. I’ve always wondered how such a large space could be devoted to such a mundane candy with very little variety.When I went to that M&M Shop in Leicester Square I was staggered (and appalled) by the range of stuff they'd managed to put an M&M logo on. If going to the new Spurs store isn't like that I'll be disappointed.