Audi Cup 2019

[ShutUpPatrik]

He's a merman.

Didn't you hear the outraged manchildren? Mer-people cannot have darker skin tones. It is not historically accurate.

 

[AlabamaSpur]

Why don’t you show some respect and refer to her by her proper title, you plebeian.

Yeah... her official title is Rachel Zane, law secretary.

 

[AlabamaSpur]

How many changes 2nd half?
Lucas, Dele and Rose stay on?

So far Kane for Dele and Foyth for KWP

 

[_booga_]

Son, Kane and Moura. Smash 'em!

 

[sudoku]

It’s Trippier’s positioning, it’s KWP’s positioning, before that it was Walker’s positioning ...maybe it’s the way we play, we’ve only got two CM’s and FB’s can’t bd in two places at once?

KWP was fine, got forward more than Rose, made a couple of good tackles/blocks.

Who’s the world class attacking, defending RB who can be in two places at once we could sign ?

Rose got forward but made sure none of their attacks got a ball into the box. KWP allowed at least 3.
Not good against a bunch of kids.

 

[SouthStand Billy]

Why is Princess Meghan Markle surfing in the Nissan Leaf advert?

Why don’t you show some respect and refer to her by her proper title, you plebeian.

Exactly, it should be why is “why is the gold digging, blood sucking leach surfing in the Nissan Leaf advert?”

 

[pakistani-spur]

Perhaps prize money from the Audi cup will help fund further transfers?

 

[Gmspurs]

Don't forget he called Jack Wilshere a pussy too and nutmegged Andros Townsend. The ten career highlights of Erik Lamela. Not the top ten, the only ten.

Did we actually get to ten though?

Can't be bothered to reread but it felt like 8 standout moments......

In 6 years.......

 

[jigz23]

N'Koudou > N'Jie

Did you ask that girl in the video that?

 

[AlabamaSpur]

Up to 9 subs...so only Moussa and Lucas haven't been subbed

 

[Bazali]

Don't forget he called Jack Wilshere a pussy too and nutmegged Andros Townsend. The ten career highlights of Erik Lamela. Not the top ten, the only ten.

Hang on didn’t he also stamp on Fibreglasses hand?

 

[pakistani-spur]

Did you ask that girl in the video that?

I don't recall N'Jie doing much as a footballer except for getting his dong out on Snapchat. N'Koudou on the other hand is pleasant to have around and is likely the best social media cheerleader we've ever had .

 

[Radical Rei]

Son has been shit in pre-season so far

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Who are they talking about that went on a jewellery shopping spree? Level of commentary is atrocious, by the way.

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

I don't recall N'Jie doing much as a footballer except for getting his dong out on Snapchat. N'Koudou on the other hand is pleasant to have around and is likely the best social media cheerleader we've ever had .

Didn't N'Jie have a okay couple of appearances off the bench in his first half season (and a couple of good EL games)? Then his knee exploded and we loaned him out to Marseille next season?

 

[The Mercurial No.10]

Do you remember that time he came back from injury and someone said he'd be like a new signing?

I stopped listening the third time, he's the Argentinian Anderton.

 

[Reidy]

Who are they talking about that went on a jewellery shopping spree? Level of commentary is atrocious, by the way.

I can hear the jealousy

 

[HeroesAndVillains]

So 2nd half is just going to be an exhibit in possession from Bayern? snore

 

[ThePreacher]

Eriksen not at the races.

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

Eriksen well off the pace so far.