Bezos Incoming

[BernardMatthews]

Has he bought us yet???

I made a t shirt to celebrate.

 

[deadleyledley]

It's got to be amazon.

It'll be done in the summer.

We've got Guns n Roses coming.

The stadium music will be Welcome to the Jungle!


I've solved it.

Move on.

 

[Kane you believe it]

Has he bought us yet???

I made a t shirt to celebrate.

I'll happily accept this as an away kit if bezos buys the club.

 

[Airfixx]

As Clay Davis in The Wire said: I’ll take any motherfucker’s money if he’s just giving it away

Funny reading such sentiment given all the shit surrounding Chelsea right now.

As a more sage individual once said "there's no such thing as free".

 

[mummy]

Has he bought us yet???

I made a t shirt to celebrate.

I'd buy that! Especially if it says 'RICH BASTARD' on the back.

 

[yes]

Has he bought us yet???

I made a t shirt to celebrate.

Someone genuinely needs to buy that shirt, get the Spurs badge embroidered onto it with an Amazon sponsor. “Bezos 1” on the back and send it to him with a begging letter, a vhs of all our best moments and a stuffed chirpy mascot.

It can’t fail.

 

[Airfixx]

Someone genuinely needs to buy that shirt, get the Spurs badge embroidered onto it with an Amazon sponsor. “Bezos 1” on the back and send it to him with a begging letter, a vhs of all our best moments and a stuffed chirpy mascot.

It can’t fail.

It being a VHS would be the clincher; no doubt.

 

[Kane you believe it]

Someone genuinely needs to buy that shirt, get the Spurs badge embroidered onto it with an Amazon sponsor. “Bezos 1” on the back and send it to him with a begging letter, a vhs of all our best moments and a stuffed chirpy mascot.

It can’t fail.

Give the stadium a blue origin rocket launch pad and we may even see a new revenue stream

 

[yes]

Give the stadium a blue origin rocket launch pad and we may even see a new revenue stream

Diversification.

I like it. This is the sort of forward thinking this club needs.

 

[mummy]

Has he bought us yet???

I made a t shirt to celebrate.​

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Made this for the back. Shall we go into business?

 

[Kane you believe it]

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Made this for the back. Shall we go into business?

Next day delivery of disappointment

 

[mummy]

Next day delivery of disappointment

Yeaaaaah! You wait in all day and then they don't turn up!

 

[yes]

Petition for Bezos to change Alexa’s default alarm sound to “Glory, Glory Tottenham Hotspur”.

 

[mummy]

Petition for Bezos to change Alexa’s default alarm sound to “Glory, Glory Tottenham Hotspur”.

...or this (my mobile ringtone)...

 

[yes]

...or this (my mobile ringtone)...

The problem would be people waking up to that banger and cracking open a can of Stella immediately and going on the lash every day.

 

[SpiderSpurs]

Petition for Bezos to change Alexa’s default alarm sound to “Glory, Glory Tottenham Hotspur”.

That's my ringtone.

 

[Tottenham Sean]

Nobody thinks leaving it without a sponsor does more for our 'brand'?

The Tottenham Hotspur Stadium being mentioned all the time does more for us when football is being shown (as well as all the other sports and events) than the Amazon Stadium would do IMO.

It does.
But it doesn't bring money.
And Daniel likes money...

 

[Tottenham Sean]

...or this (my mobile ringtone)...

Both tracks on the B side of this are superb.
Getting beaten up
Waiting for my boyfriend.

 

[mummy]

Both tracks on the B side of this are superb.
Getting beaten up
Waiting for my boyfriend.

Just watched them playing Tom Hark live in 2011 - The lead singer's a bit of a posho!

 

[Tottenham Sean]

Just watched them playing Tom Hark live in 2011 - The lead singer's a bit of a posho!

The singer is the fella on the right. Boring Bob Grover. Seem to be sharing vocals that night though