Oh you guarantee that do you, you fucking ignorant yank. Well done for running your errands while pissed out of your head. I don't suppose I'll ever get the chance, but of all the people on this board, you're the one I'd like to punch first, but you'd probably shoot me. It's a big old horrible world out there, and get this, my donut eating friend, some of the people in it find pricks like you laughable. I know it won't ever happen, but I'd say this and more to your face. Tell me the pub you're in at Watford, and you can prove your theory. I'm worried already about meeting a Californian ultra. Stupid fucking yank cunt.
I meant that you wouldn't have the audacity to be that rude to my face and all of a sudden you have a try to go off and prove how much of a man you are or something? Get a life. Fighting some troll on the internet while I'm on vacation, yeah, that's what I spent thousands of dollars on tickets over there for. Pffff...
And believe me, if I did fight you? I'd be walking around with a pocket full of your fucking teeth.