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Furball man said:
Posted on an Everton forum I believe , sums them up


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Been reading the story about Kompany leaving City over on the BBC and the extent to which his eleven years of superlative service have been taken over by bitter RS goons is a new low point. One idiot even goes to the trouble of calling them 'Man-Cheat-Ster City', every single time.

I'm close to losing patience now. I know there are plenty of them lurking on here, so let me spell a few things out...

We are not jealous of your 'success'. It is you displaying that trait in tragic abundance at the moment.

You have succeeded in alienating the entire football supporting community country wide. remember the Millwall song 'No one likes us, we don't care'? Well, that is now Liverpool FC. Except for the fact that you DO care. You are so desperate for approval and love that you have denied yourself those very things. And yet you do not comprehend irony. Which is itself ironic.

We do not enjoy a healthy rivalry with you based on banter and good natured ribbing. We hate you. We hate the way you are insufferable winners and worse losers. We hate the way you carry yourselves as a club and in the community. We hate the way you seek to intimidate and bring down those who would disagree with your party line. Most of all, we hate the way you have dragged the name of the city you claim to represent through the mud. Again and again and again and again. We hate the way the antics of your deplorable followers have brought, and continue to bring, shame to all well-meaning followers of the game.

We are bitter, yes. But we are bitter because you denied ourselves and other innocent clubs the chance of European competition and possible further development which was otherwise stymied. We are bitter because you did this by murdering - yes, that IS the word - 39 opposing fans without the slightest hint of self-awareness or guilt. We hate the way you now feel yourselves victims every time anything much less significant comes your way.

We hate #JFT96. We hate the fact that when a genuine tragedy came knocking at the door of your club you sought to take over the genuine wave of support and mercilessly weaponise it as an instrument to gain you the attention and love you crave. We hate the fact that WE as a club respected it and YOU lied about it. Here is a fact. Mention the Bradford Fire to anyone of a certain age and they will grow quiet with genuine sadness remembering that awful sight, which was so soon forgotten by the media and, most of all, you. Mention Hillsborough and you will often get rolled eyes. You did that. You and you alone, by cheapening it to the level of a bad tackle or disallowed penalty.

Finally, to sum up, let me point out what you should be most envious of: the fact that there is a club representing the city of Liverpool who are not reviled by opposing supporters up and down the land, who are not laughed at or jeered, and who could be in the hunt for a trophy without the whole of the country begging for anyone else to win. That club is Everton FC. That is why we are Evertonians and why we love it.

In short, We Are Better Than You. In every way measurable apart from league points, which is the least significant off all the issues raised above.

And that won't change any time soon.

So go away and play in your own sandpit.

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Airfixx said:
9 days and counting. 👍
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Well done fella.
I gave up a 20/30 a day habit overnight back in 2006, birth of my youngest son followed 10 months later by my youngest daughter.
Turned out to be easier than I thought it would.
At about the same time my washing machine started shrinking all my fuckin clothes.
Swings and roundabouts.
 
Yid7 said:
Well done fella.
I gave up a 20/30 a day habit overnight back in 2006, birth of my youngest son followed 10 months later by my youngest daughter.
Turned out to be easier than I thought it would.
At about the same time my washing machine started shrinking all my fuckin clothes.
Swings and roundabouts.
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Hahaha.... Yeh, I'm on 4 meals a day (rather than my usual 2) atm. :angryscouser:

(Though this is also likely due to the meds and the smalli-ish portions in here...)
 
Right. so in the post above I mention I was trying to find an image. But I cant find it, if i ever do Ill add it here.

There are some strange football supporters. Full kit wankers, people that own those weird half away/half home shirts (well, to be fair, they are usually full kit wankers too)
People that obsess and collect all the shirts. and the common, buy a shirt, wear it to games, to 5 a side, to the beach, that kind of thing.

Yesterday i was out at that bodyworks exhibit. The one where some strange people leave their body to that German fella, and have them made into a type of plastic..skin removed, and posed to show us how our various bits work. its a strange combination of weird and unsettling.
and yet it wasnt the strangest combination of weird and unsettling i saw there.

There was this bloke wasndering around it. clearly a dipper. not a full kit wanker, but beyond that.
it was a dipper branded rugby shirt. badge in the usual place. Black, with red sleeves.
One sleeve had, in bright gold letters, anfield and the year they were formed.
the other had 5 stars runnng doiwn the entire length of the sleeve.
and on the front, slightly offset were the entire lyrics of you'll never walk alone.
Honestly, its a fucking shocker. I would have thought "fuck me" had it been at a game. I still cant understand why anyone would wear it. let alone wear on a day out in town. what the thought processes are.

"I know. we are in London. Ill wear me 5 tiiiimmesssss shirt. in case i see a spurs fan. that will let him know we are european royalty"

fucking freakshows
 
Johnboy40 said:
Right. so in the post above I mention I was trying to find an image. But I cant find it, if i ever do Ill add it here.

There are some strange football supporters. Full kit wankers, people that own those weird half away/half home shirts (well, to be fair, they are usually full kit wankers too)
People that obsess and collect all the shirts. and the common, buy a shirt, wear it to games, to 5 a side, to the beach, that kind of thing.

Yesterday i was out at that bodyworks exhibit. The one where some strange people leave their body to that German fella, and have them made into a type of plastic..skin removed, and posed to show us how our various bits work. its a strange combination of weird and unsettling.
and yet it wasnt the strangest combination of weird and unsettling i saw there.

There was this bloke wasndering around it. clearly a dipper. not a full kit wanker, but beyond that.
it was a dipper branded rugby shirt. badge in the usual place. Black, with red sleeves.
One sleeve had, in bright gold letters, anfield and the year they were formed.
the other had 5 stars runnng doiwn the entire length of the sleeve.
and on the front, slightly offset were the entire lyrics of you'll never walk alone.
Honestly, its a fucking shocker. I would have thought "fuck me" had it been at a game. I still cant understand why anyone would wear it. let alone wear on a day out in town. what the thought processes are.

"I know. we are in London. Ill wear me 5 tiiiimmesssss shirt. in case i see a spurs fan. that will let him know we are european royalty"

fucking freakshows
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Please don't find a pic... The image in my head is sick enough!
 
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Know your enemy. Apparently he's a cult...



Why did his teeth start to grow so late in life? Weird.
 
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Furball man said:
Posted on an Everton forum I believe , sums them up


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Been reading the story about Kompany leaving City over on the BBC and the extent to which his eleven years of superlative service have been taken over by bitter RS goons is a new low point. One idiot even goes to the trouble of calling them 'Man-Cheat-Ster City', every single time.

I'm close to losing patience now. I know there are plenty of them lurking on here, so let me spell a few things out...

We are not jealous of your 'success'. It is you displaying that trait in tragic abundance at the moment.

You have succeeded in alienating the entire football supporting community country wide. remember the Millwall song 'No one likes us, we don't care'? Well, that is now Liverpool FC. Except for the fact that you DO care. You are so desperate for approval and love that you have denied yourself those very things. And yet you do not comprehend irony. Which is itself ironic.

We do not enjoy a healthy rivalry with you based on banter and good natured ribbing. We hate you. We hate the way you are insufferable winners and worse losers. We hate the way you carry yourselves as a club and in the community. We hate the way you seek to intimidate and bring down those who would disagree with your party line. Most of all, we hate the way you have dragged the name of the city you claim to represent through the mud. Again and again and again and again. We hate the way the antics of your deplorable followers have brought, and continue to bring, shame to all well-meaning followers of the game.

We are bitter, yes. But we are bitter because you denied ourselves and other innocent clubs the chance of European competition and possible further development which was otherwise stymied. We are bitter because you did this by murdering - yes, that IS the word - 39 opposing fans without the slightest hint of self-awareness or guilt. We hate the way you now feel yourselves victims every time anything much less significant comes your way.

We hate #JFT96. We hate the fact that when a genuine tragedy came knocking at the door of your club you sought to take over the genuine wave of support and mercilessly weaponise it as an instrument to gain you the attention and love you crave. We hate the fact that WE as a club respected it and YOU lied about it. Here is a fact. Mention the Bradford Fire to anyone of a certain age and they will grow quiet with genuine sadness remembering that awful sight, which was so soon forgotten by the media and, most of all, you. Mention Hillsborough and you will often get rolled eyes. You did that. You and you alone, by cheapening it to the level of a bad tackle or disallowed penalty.

Finally, to sum up, let me point out what you should be most envious of: the fact that there is a club representing the city of Liverpool who are not reviled by opposing supporters up and down the land, who are not laughed at or jeered, and who could be in the hunt for a trophy without the whole of the country begging for anyone else to win. That club is Everton FC. That is why we are Evertonians and why we love it.

In short, We Are Better Than You. In every way measurable apart from league points, which is the least significant off all the issues raised above.

And that won't change any time soon.

So go away and play in your own sandpit.

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I found myself becoming more and more agitated when reading this piece, wanting to scream fuck yeah and go bash the first scouser i came across

good text
 
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Belgian Spur said:
I found myself becoming more and more agitated when reading this pieace, wanting to scream fuck yeah and go bash the first scouser i came across

good text
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It's defo written from a position of knowledge, experience and understanding.

Like I noted... Toffees are a bunch of moaners, but imagine having to share a city with THAT.
 
I think whomever the media fawn over the majority of viewers will view with contempt. People don't like being patronised by the media at the best of times and not over sports/politics.

No matter how many BBC polls paint them as the neutrals favourite or plucky underdog, it won't change a bit.

That they bottled the league just makes it even more embarrassing.
 
God, Liverpool had a “Madrid send off party” in an arena.

What the fuck is that? a load of middle aged twats in replica shirts, packed in like sardines pretending they are at a game?

Sounds horrendous
 
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