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I genuinely think he's on the spectrum....
You’ll be lucky to get a doctor in North Middx Hospital let alone anything else.I tried the conquer line on Mrs Conn.
Any ideas if I can get Spursplay in the North Middx Hospital??
Arteta seemed like a completely unobjectionable and professional footballer. He never attracted much attention to himself or courted controversy as a player, at least that I can recall.
Complete twat of a manager though.
I was thinking that yesterday...... Utterly vanilla, barely noticeable as a player.
He was a fabulous footballer in Moyes' Everton side. Creative, hard working, versatile, intelligent, the kind of guy who you'd easily pick out as a future coach.He was a very good midfielder, albeit it with injuries.
He was a fabulous footballer in Moyes' Everton side. Creative, hard working, versatile, intelligent, the kind of guy who you'd easily pick out as a future coach.
He's a perfect match for their fanbase as surely as Ange is for us.And he seems to be buying his own hype too.
Thoughts and prayers for youI'm going to remind the wife how I conquered her, see how it goes
Are you okayTbh, she's still reeling from the "how much cock I've given you" calculation I once did for her. Simple calculator in excel:
Number of shags (use a weekly average)
x
How long you've been together
x
Peen length
x
Pumps per minute (i.e. are you a jack rabbit shagger or a milk tray lover)
=
how much cock you've given her.
So an example would be:
(2 shags a week x 10 years)
x
(9" x 180)
convert to km
=
Babe I've given you 42.8 kilometres of cock
You're welcome
Edit: forgot to add in duration, so 30 seconds or 3hrs, but you get the idea
its a numbers gameDo you ask all the boys this..?
Slut!
Lost possession that led to the 2nd goal. Scored an own goal for Everton's 3rd. Everton totally dominating them. Everton's fans booed his every touch because he left them to join Woolwic. One evertonion nearly got into a fight with him at the station after the game.................I was thinking that yesterday...... Utterly vanilla, barely noticeable as a player.
Think he's forcing himself to create a persona; yet the result is an odd-ball man showing all the signs of someone trying to be something they're not with a bg dollop of Pep's cuntyness..