How many is countless? I smell bullshit. C'mon, how many? I reckon, given that you started supporting Tottenham when you were 19, (you claim) I think you've been to no more than 10. If you'd been to every one since you were 20 (which you haven't) it would be under 36 and that's if you had season ticket holder privileges which you don't. I think 10 is about right. Most of us (not all, obviously) can count to ten. Personally I think you've been to seven. And I think you're a joke saying other fans were in nappies when the mighty Salmon first graced WHL with his oversized flares and his Tupperware collection.
"Seated high in the west stand after being delivered to the ground in a fleet of black taxis, our intrepid cub reporter manfully struggles with the rudeness of the bagel sellers, only to break out as a hard hitting investigative insider - determined to report on the violence and racism that despoils the football club he professes to love. As the street violence reaches its peak, Cub Salmon refuses to leave the safety of the west stand, and is disguised as a potato, smuggled out, and dropped off at the McDonalds roundabout at London Colney".
Not my words obviously, but I read this in Blue's and Soul.