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pleb said:
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Their fans world wide are so deluded it's unreal.

They are a massive brand and fair play to them, but they aren't going dominate the premier league like they did before ever again.

"but we can buy everyone and pay them the wages they want" yes along with many other clubs.
 
The Dogs Trust charity have withdrawn their partnership with Man Utd after it turned out Mourinho has lost dozens of dogs in the past month whilst exercising them.



Turns out he's totally forgotten how to hold onto a lead.

Made that up myself, so it's probably shit
 
CJJ said:
The Dogs Trust charity have withdrawn their partnership with Man Utd after it turned out Mourinho has lost dozens of dogs in the past month whilst exercising them.



Turns out he's totally forgotten how to hold onto a lead.

Made that up myself, so it's probably shit
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Keep it short, shorter the joke is the less funny it needs to be.

Why does Mourinho keep losing his dogs?

He can't hold onto a lead
 
United set a bad precedent with Pogba, teaching their youth players that it is far more likely that you'll get into the first team by walking out on a contract, playing reasonably well in an inferior league, then returning no better, but much richer, for an eye-watering fee
 
CJJ said:
United set a bad precedent with Pogba, teaching their youth players that it is far more likely that you'll get into the first team by walking out on a contract, playing reasonably well in an inferior league, then returning no better, but much richer, for an eye-watering fee
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Yeah, for sure. It feels very similar to the situation that Barcelona had with Pique and Fabregas, only those joined an excellent Barca team that was the best in Europe. Pogba left a terriffic Juventus squad...why? For a little extra cash? To get his own hashtag? So he can dab in front of a larger audience?
 
Moanrinho clearly envious about Chelsea's position and Antonio Conte.

You can say what you want about Chavs taking advantage of not being in Europe etc. but José Mourinho himself branding Conte's Chelsea as a defensive team is the same as when Donald Trump claims he's not misogynist.
 
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