Kid needs a slap
FAAAAAAAKE
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Kid needs a slap
No ways!FAAAAAAAKE
Keep it short, shorter the joke is the less funny it needs to be.The Dogs Trust charity have withdrawn their partnership with Man Utd after it turned out Mourinho has lost dozens of dogs in the past month whilst exercising them.
Turns out he's totally forgotten how to hold onto a lead.
Made that up myself, so it's probably shit
Keep it short, shorter the joke is the less funny it needs to be.
Why does Mourinho keep losing his dogs?
He can't hold onto a lead
Why can't ManU afford to hold onto leads?Keep it short, shorter the joke is the less funny it needs to be.
Why does Mourinho keep losing his dogs?
He can't hold onto a lead
Pugba surely?Why can't ManU afford to hold onto leads?
Because they spent £90M on Dogpa
Well it's shorter.If United get any better at drawing they'll be sponsored by Staedtler
If United get any better at drawing they'll be sponsored by Staedtler
United set a bad precedent with Pogba, teaching their youth players that it is far more likely that you'll get into the first team by walking out on a contract, playing reasonably well in an inferior league, then returning no better, but much richer, for an eye-watering fee