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Conte would have fixed them. Even discounting signings they'd have made under Conte (they might have brought back Lukaku for example) he'd have them drilled.

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Wan Bisakka, Varane, Maguire
Dalot, Fred, Matic (Conte would've kept) Shaw
Rashford, Ronaldo, Sancho

Probably would have got a tune out of Pogba, kept him. Signed Perisic, maybe Lukaku.

Conte would have got them top 4 imo.

It's such a shame hahaha

He would have but he wouldn't have stuck around at that mess, I'll tell you that now.
 
For me, it's both.

The Glazers are vampires sucking money out of the club, and making dumb appointments.

The players, as their failure to win second balls and the running stats showed, don't give a flying fuck.

Conte would have sorted them, and chucked out half the squad.

But thankfully he's in charge of the famous Spurs.

Not laughing too hard though, that was our lot at some stage during all of Nuno, Mourinho, the end of Poch, most of Sherwood and the end of AVB.

We had our fair share of periods of millionaire footballers just not giving a shit.
 
Not laughing too hard though, that was our lot at some stage during all of Nuno, Mourinho, the end of Poch, most of Sherwood and the end of AVB.

We had our fair share of periods of millionaire footballers just not giving a shit.

True we have had a load of duds however United and the Glazers started from a position of being Real Madrid able to get any manager or player in the world and they have been so shit for so long they are now Everton.
 
Ten Hag has to do a Poch and drop all the toxic players at United if he wants to keep his job.
Poch start wasn't as bad as this but when it did look like it might be going wrong he dropped Kaboul etc and brought in the younger players Kane etc.

Not sure if because it's "United" he will be allowed to do that.
 
Fergie has 0 say in proceedings though, he's an honorary board member
"Then in August, he intervened in Ronaldo’s prospective move to Manchester City. His involvement has been reported before but The Athletic can reveal he called Joel Glazer directly to argue for United hijacking the transfer. Sources say Ferguson seldom rings United’s principal owner, but he found it unconscionable Ronaldo might cross the Manchester divide so broke the emergency glass"

 
True we have had a load of duds however United and the Glazers started from a position of being Real Madrid able to get any manager or player in the world and they have been so shit for so long they are now Everton.
They're not THAT good.
 
Ten Hag has to do a Poch and drop all the toxic players at United if he wants to keep his job.
Poch start wasn't as bad as this but when it did look like it might be going wrong he dropped Kaboul etc and brought in the younger players Kane etc.

Not sure if because it's "United" he will be allowed to do that.

Bet they have loads of toxic "pwopa football man, innit" sort of c*nts behind the sidelines, "advising" the owners.

No manager bigger than the club and all that sort of shit going on ...
 
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Only one man can save them from relegation.
 
Bet they have loads of toxic "pwopa football man, innit" sort of c*nts behind the sidelines, "advising" the owners.

No manager bigger than the club and all that sort of shit going on ...
Ronaldo and Bruno etc ain't the players you want in you're team when things ain't going right or starting over as well.
They are a right mess from the owner to the players
 
TS Goldbridge show in a nutshell:

Bloke phones in: Warbles bout Utd/Glaziers/McFred.
Goldbridge "Thanks............ [ignores call content]........ What I think is......."

Who the fuck cares! He's no more qualified than the bloke that was just on the phone.

[repeat]
 
Dont think any manager would get a tune out of utd. 80 per cent of that squad need shifting. It's been decaying since Ferguson left
The decay was started by Ferguson. He left his successor with an ageing squad running on fumes. Since then, the club's been run by a board who must spend an hour in every meeting just saying "we're Man Utd, the biggest club in the World" with a chorus of harrumphs as each says it in turn.
 
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