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Long may this thread and the east end comedy routine continue. Spam mates of mine have long since gone quiet, but they are getting it with both barrels, just like they would us!!

Can't be long before fines are imposed for the lack of crowd control at the athletics track and maybe having to play behind closed doors, not that the players would notice any difference
 
We knew the London Stadium was going to be a piece of shit, but holy crap I did not expect the honeymoon period to be over this quickly.

I've been quietly confident it would be a disaster but it's gone tits up more than I could have hoped..
During the closed season they are always full of it but it always goes south once the season begins, this season has the added bonus of a biggest cluster fuck of a stadium in history, smacking them in their stupid deformed faces..
This is going to get better and better and better..

Us smashing Stoke 4-0, them throwing away a 2 goal lead to Watford and all the stadium shenanigans, if Carlsbergs did Saturday's..........
 
I've been quietly confident it would be a disaster but it's gone tits up more than I could have hoped..
During the closed season they are always full of it but it always goes south once the season begins, this season has the added bonus of a biggest cluster fuck of a stadium in history, smacking them in their stupid deformed faces..
This is going to get better and better and better..

Us smashing Stoke 4-0, them throwing away a 2 goal lead to Watford and all the stadium shenanigans, if Carlsbergs did Saturday's..........
If only Woolwich and Liverpool had fucked up too.
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Oh well, can't argue with a performance like ours.
 
I've been quietly confident it would be a disaster but it's gone tits up more than I could have hoped..
During the closed season they are always full of it but it always goes south once the season begins, this season has the added bonus of a biggest cluster fuck of a stadium in history, smacking them in their stupid deformed faces..
This is going to get better and better and better..

Us smashing Stoke 4-0, them throwing away a 2 goal lead to Watford and all the stadium shenanigans, if Carlsbergs did Saturday's..........

Tipping a glass to you good sir. They have been spectacular entertainment since their "move". Watching them 'bumfight' miles from the pitch in landscape gifs on twitter is some serious iceing on a damn fine cake.

I did notice that they had at least got slightly closer in their attempts to match the running track overalls to their rented grass. It's like putting a child colouring book of The Hulk next to a Stan Lee comic. Brady and Willow must be proud. Cross those arms cocksuckers.

Well done the Bumblebees!
 
''Awful thread she had been a massive asset to us , only crime is misreading the fan base and its passion , prey she's not to big to understand this and change course if not they will struggle to get 45k there next year for similar fixture''



I doubt they will get 45k next home game. The parents won't give a shit about losing a ยฃ5 ticket if it means their kids are at risk of a slap just for not standing up.
 
"The whole stadium booed when the big screens showed her in the first half

We were winning and it was before the crowd trouble so the atmosphere was positive yet she got a boo that sounded like Paul Ince and Frank Lampard had walked in together"

Roll on winter.
 
[QUOT"paddygspur, post: 1073475, member: 344"]Take a look at @WestHamUtdDave's Tweet: [/QUOTE]
Fuck of help i lost my dad.
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I've been quietly confident it would be a disaster but it's gone tits up more than I could have hoped..
During the closed season they are always full of it but it always goes south once the season begins, this season has the added bonus of a biggest cluster fuck of a stadium in history, smacking them in their stupid deformed faces..
This is going to get better and better and better..

Us smashing Stoke 4-0, them throwing away a 2 goal lead to Watford and all the stadium shenanigans, if Carlsbergs did Saturday's..........

Like you I knew it wouldn't work as generally you need to see the players to watch a game of football. However I kind of expected a more slow death as fans begin to realise there how crap it is and the ship slowly folds.

But thanks to Brady and the porn barons sitting families and hardcore fans together and the stewards and security being shit the club get to go out with a bang as fights erupt all over the shop.

In that respect I was wrong, I felt death would be by a thousand cuts but it seems they are more like a star going supernova. Only issue for me is when we go to their place with sod all separation our fans are going to have to be careful.
 
Courtesy of KUMB:

"Shocking day that started so well. This club has problems. I got slagged on here for saying so weeks and weeks ago. Maybe people will listen now. But forget the shambles on the pitch. The Stadium is **** and the owners have killed our Club
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Like you I knew it wouldn't work as generally you need to see the players to watch a game of football. However I kind of expected a more slow death as fans begin to realise there how crap it is and the ship slowly folds.

But thanks to Brady and the porn barons sitting families and hardcore fans together and the stewards and security being shit the club get to go out with a bang as fights erupt all over the shop.

In that respect I was wrong, I felt death would be by a thousand cuts but it seems they are more like a star going supernova. Only issue for me is when we go to their place with sod all separation our fans are going to have to be careful.

They'll be playing behind closed doors by the time we play them..

I hope not though..
 
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