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Sporting Lisbon to report West Ham to FIFA over William Carvalho saga

Sporting Lisbon are to report West Ham to FIFA for alleged "illegal approaches" made to William Carvalho, say Sky sources.

West Ham are currently pursuing legal action against Sporting's communications director, Nuno Saraiva, after he labelled Hammers co-owner David Sullivan a "liar" and a "parasite" and claimed that the Premier League side made no offers for the Portugal international.

Sky Sports News revealed on Wednesday two emails appearing to show Sullivan offering just under £23m for Carvalho, before making a follow-up bid that included a 10 per cent sell-on clause and additional add-ons based on West Ham qualifying for the Champions League.
 
This has got all the ingredients of 2 slappers fighting it out on the street after a night out on the town. Just a series of petty, tit for tat, bitch slaps.
 
For the first time I'm looking forward to a West Ham game that doesn't involve us. I wanna see 10 thousand dildos fly through the air majestically the air so much
 
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Can anyone with a Wikipedia account upload this as their badge and add "dildo brothers" under the ownership status?
 
So loads of pikeys decide to go out and buy didlos ostensibly for a pitch side protest ( assuming they don't borrow the wife's/ partner's or have Amazon deliver to the halting site.) Where would they go ? The outlet that springs to mind is Ann Summers, owned by,,,,,,,?
Yeah, wouldn't put it past Sullivan to throw a few Ann Summers sex toy ads at West Ham fans inbox's .
 
Sporting Lisbon to report West Ham to FIFA over William Carvalho saga

Sporting Lisbon are to report West Ham to FIFA for alleged "illegal approaches" made to William Carvalho, say Sky sources.

West Ham are currently pursuing legal action against Sporting's communications director, Nuno Saraiva, after he labelled Hammers co-owner David Sullivan a "liar" and a "parasite" and claimed that the Premier League side made no offers for the Portugal international.

Sky Sports News revealed on Wednesday two emails appearing to show Sullivan offering just under £23m for Carvalho, before making a follow-up bid that included a 10 per cent sell-on clause and additional add-ons based on West Ham qualifying for the Champions League.
It makes you wonder.
If Sullivan was only concerned about the medical on DD does that imply he'd already agreed personal terms with his agent?
If the emails are genuine then they hadn't agreed terms 2 weeks before DD.
Maybe that's the illegal approach.
I think personal terms would take longer to sort out than a medical.
I don't know what's more embarrasing , sending that actual email or inventing it what a fucking shower.

There is so much wrong with that email

firstly submitting a formal offer of 25 million for a player that they know full well will not be allowed to leave for that amount ,there is no way any club submits an offer without talking to the agent and getting the lay of the land first

"aplayer"a man conducting a 25 million deal can't put a space between a & player or check his email before it's sent.

"Or we'll borrow aplayer from PSG" what the fuck does he think that will acheive "shit Sullivan is gonna loan someone from PSG I've shit my pants let's accept his shitty offer" ridiculous.

Add ons when west ham qualify for the champions league, wtf?? A good season for them is top 12.

(eg WHU(why can't he write West Ham United in a formal email ) qualify for champions league and player making 85% of starts in season acheived) these cant just be games as he will be our record signing and we will expect him to play the games. they want him to start 85% of the games but they can't just be games ?? wtf does that mean ? a mentally impaired dyslexic could have made a better fist of that!

Just when you think you're witnessing rock bottom they pull another one out of the bag they are trailblazing literally redefining rock bottom every week , it really is astonishing that these people turnover 100s of millions each year through various multinational companies, they're ridiculously stupid.
the well borrow a player form PSG is supposedly the pole that WBA got.
Sort of contradicts their 'we offered him to Slaven but he refused him' story doesn't it?
If they were going to 'borrow' a player from PSG if rejected, surely Slaven was on board with that.
I reckon Bilic told them he wanted Carvalho and nobody else, they strung him along knowing they were never going to part with £40-50m .

They leave it until late and offer him the pole. He says no.
They then say they met the clause and Sporting accepted too late and Slaven declined the pole.
As always absolving themselves of all blame.
 
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I think the Daves are missing a trick here.Kids for a quid and and a free "massager" for your mum!.
It's a sure fire winner


It's difficult what's giving me more pleasure at the moment

Spam's debacle or the Woolwich shitstorm

State of Chavs and Dippers also in the mix makes me a very happy Spurs fan at the moment

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Sporting take West Ham email to pieces, says club's own fans mock the owners - Sport Witness

Sporting take West Ham email to pieces, says club’s own fans mock the owners

Yesterday, the English press broke the news West Ham United are going to sue Sporting CP for their reaction to William Carvalho’s failed transfer.

And as we’ve already said, the Hammers probably had no idea of the kind of club they were dealing with, because this fight won’t end so soon.

And the return fire didn’t take long to show up.

So it’s now Sporting who are planning to file a report against West Ham, according to the Portuguese club’s director of communications Nuno Saraiva.

The Lisbon club didn’t officially comment, so Saraiva used his personal Facebook account to question the veracity of West Ham’s leaked offer, claiming that Sporting never received that email, and also said the Hammers acted wrongly when speaking to the player.

He divides his post into four topics:

“1 – Why were the recipients of this so-called e-mail hidden?

2 – Where are the delivery receipts that prove that these alleged emails arrived to Sporting CP?

3 – The West Ham supporters themselves attribute so much credibility to this alleged correspondence that they mock their leaders everywhere.

4 – Sporting Clube de Portugal will file a complaint with FIFA against West Ham for attempting to attract their player, which violates all regulations. And will require full disclosure of these alleged emails that, to be true, were never sent to Sporting CP.”

Sporting don’t usually bluff in these cases, it would be no surprise if they take it as far as they can.

It would be very odd for West Ham to leak emails never sent, especially when those emails don’t reflect well on the club, so it remains a mystery as to who is telling the truth.

What is clear is West Ham have dealt appallingly with their Carvalho pursuit.

The Premier League club have either been clouded by arrogance or simply not been bothered to research Sporting prior to making their offer, and prior to their subsequent reactions.

If West Ham’s aim all along was truly to sign Carvalho, rather than provide a show for their fans, then they simply should have gone about it a better way.

Offering €25m spread over 3 payments, with bonuses relating to Champions League qualification, and even those coming with a caveat, is bad enough on its own. Then insisting that offer must be accepted quickly or ‘we’ll be borrowing aplayer from PSG’ is laughable.
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Conclusion:
Sullivan is a liar and a shyster. It's not rocket science. Look at the state of the art retractable seating and not looking over a running track.

Sporting come out of it badly as well - they are seemingly so in debt to banks that West Ham's usual PR bullshit about who they have had bids accepted for has got Sporting into a lot of shit.
 
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