I'll play and raise you this from Preston...
MDMA and herpes.
Look at you lads just rating the women and ignoring the music. Absolute state of you philistines.
The first one comes from a fairly well-known gabber event up north somewhere IIRC (yeah, I can identify it even in gif form with no music). And the second is another northern promo for late-'00s Scouse house B2B bounce with a lot of bounce/donk remixes of classic Eurodance and golden-era club tunes. Both great sets!
Wouldn't have minded going to either one, though I'll wager good money that I wouldn't have looked half as stupid as some of these mashheads (get a load of the beanpole in the tank top!). This is why I ration my MDMA in the rave -- or don't use it at all.