Dele

[Eli]

Looks more shit than my cleaning lady's son,……

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

I have a friend who dresses his 5-year old son with the most expensive brands. The kid wears Gucci, Armani, Moschino, you name it. Looks more shit than my cleaning lady's son, who shops at Walmart.

Can you buy spurs mate? You sound rich

 

[Get in!]

Can you buy spurs mate? You sound rich

I'm just one rung above my cleaning lady.

 

[Bazali]

I'm just one rung above my cleaning lady.

Does she do your moat as well?

 

[oldwiltshireyid]

Merge the 2 together you’ve got Boy George!!

 

[sammyspurs]

You got all these youngsters who were about 4 in the 90s trying to dress like the 90s.
But it doesn’t look retro it just looks like everyone under 30 is walking around in fancy dress costumes

 

[NewZealand_Spur]

No argument here, I do like the manbag though.

Fun fact: "Manbag" in Spanish is mariconera, literally "thing owned by a pouf", pardon the expression.

We haven't really grasped woke culture here

What is the plural version of this in Spanish?

*finger hovers over foul button*

 

[Nuts]

You got all these youngsters who were about 4 in the 90s trying to dress like the 90s.
But it doesn’t look retro it just looks like everyone under 30 is walking around in fancy dress costumes

They will never truly appreciate the value of nicking a VW sign off a Golf and hanging it round their necks.

 

[sammyspurs]

They will never truly appreciate the value of nicking a VW sign off a Golf and hanging it round their necks.

I had white Reebok classics for about 7 years straight, navy Levi’s bright orange ton sur ton jumper with fake Ralph shirt under and army bomber with the collars

Would actually work today, not grown men dressing like a member of TLC

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

Can you dress any more shit than that??

errrmmmmm maybe, just maybe, yes you can..................

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

errrmmmmm maybe, just maybe, yes you can..................

I'm assuming he's just signed for Woolwich.

 

[NewZealand_Spur]

I had white Reebok classics for about 7 years straight, navy Levi’s bright orange ton sur ton jumper with fake Ralph shirt under and army bomber with the collars

Would actually work today, not grown men dressing like a member of TLC

I'll shit on every poster who says Kane just needs more service for a week if you post a pic of you in that get up.

 

[sammyspurs]

I'll shit on every poster who says Kane just needs more service for a week if you post a pic of you in that get up.

Those pics are loooooong gone

 

[matspur]

What is the plural version of this in Spanish?

*finger hovers over foul button*

Whilst risking some rebuttals along the lines of “How very dare you”, the man bags remind me of Derek from the Catherine Tate show. Not a great look

 

[sudoku]

I had white Reebok classics for about 7 years straight, navy Levi’s bright orange ton sur ton jumper with fake Ralph shirt under and army bomber with the collars

Would actually work today, not grown men dressing like a member of TLC

White trainers with jeans.
LOL.

 

[Bill Madrid]

White trainers with jeans.
LOL.

EVERYTHING goes with 501s

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Can you dress any more shit than that??

Hector Bellerin.

 

[Go on son]

Incredible how much those fellas spend and still look like total bellends

Both of their careers taking the same trajectory too

 

[sudoku]

EVERYTHING goes with 501s

LOL
I have tried on many pairs of Levi jeans over the years and never bought a one. I don't have a freakish shape but they don't look right on me.

 

[todd1882]

I had white Reebok classics for about 7 years straight, navy Levi’s bright orange ton sur ton jumper

You were maniac, Sammy. A maniac I say. It leaves me with 3 questions: 1) What kind of leg warmers did you wear? 2) Did you alternate your Reeboks with Capezios?; 3) Did you wear a head/sweat band to complete the ensemble?