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He looks like the offspring of Hulk Hogan and the Honey Monster.
Bit scary when you look at that !
Watch Haaland pick up ref's spray then rejoin Man City attack vs FC Copenhagen
ERLING HAALAND can’t stop scoring at the moment, and it seems he’s started to do extra things to spice up the monotony of it The Manchester City striker was spotted picking up the refer…www.thesun.co.uk
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Erling Haaland picks up the referee's spray canister
He then throws it back to him before charging into the box to join the attack
And eagled-eyed fans were quick to pick up on his ref spray antics.
"He's doing side quests now," quipped one fan.
"Football is too easy for him," said a second user online.
Another said: "He's taking the mick now..."
One City fan said: "Biggest forward I (have) ever seen. Doing (side) quest, make a score and good person. We are so lucky, cause he's playing in our team. "
Meanwhile, a rival fan said: "I actually hate the fact that I can’t hate this man."
Football is so easy for this guy, he's resorted to doing side quests
Erling Haaland fan immortalises Man City star in scores of classic images
ERLING Haaland’s masterpiece goals inspired an artist to immortalise him in scores of classic images. Self-taught Rory O’Keefe even portrayed the Manchester City striker as Johannes Vermeer’s famou…
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ERL WITH THE PEARL EARRING
Erling Haaland fan immortalises Man City striker in famous masterpieces and iconic film scenes
- Published: 21:00, 21 Apr 2023
- Updated: 21:38, 21 Apr 2023
Self-taught Rory O’Keefe even portrayed the Manchester City striker as Johannes Vermeer’s famous Girl With A Pearl Earring.
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Erling Haaland as Johannes Vermeer’s famous Girl With A Pearl EarringCredit: Deadline
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The striker is painted like Vincent van GoghCredit: © RoryPaints - http://www.redbubble.com/people/RoryPaint
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Haaland in the style of Jack & Rose from the movie TitanicCredit: Deadline
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The City ace in the Obama-style posterCredit: Deadline
Others are in the style of Van Gogh, Barack Obama’s Hope campaign poster and a church stained-glass window.
The record-breaking Norwegian, 22, is also shown as both Jack and Rose in the bow scene from Titanic.
Rory, from Cardiff, said: “Erling Haaland is my muse. I’ve painted him over 100 times in many different ways.”
Asked why pick him, he added: “Why does anyone paint anything?
"Why did Monet paint water lilies? Why did da Vinci paint the Mona Lisa? Why did cavemen paint animals with faeces in caves?”
He added the works were not for sale.
Refusing to give more details, he said: “My reasons will remain a mystery”.
Haaland, 22, has so far scored 48 goals in his first Premier League season.
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Haaland as master complete with houndsCredit: Deadline
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The footie player as the iconic cherubCredit: © RoryPaints - http://www.redbubble.com/people/RoryPaint
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Haaland is painted in a church stained-glass windowCredit: © RoryPaints - http://www.redbubble.com/people/RoryPaint
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Haaland in the style of a religious paintingCredit: Deadline
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Haaland has so far scored 48 goals in his first Premier League seasonCredit: Getty
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Rory O’Keefe said: 'Erling Haaland is my muse. I’ve painted him over 100 times in many different ways'
How many goals per season would Kane score for City? Haaland should be fined a weeks wages for his performance today. He has one job, and his team mates made it almost impossible to not do it twice today and both times he shit the bed. He should've had that game out of sight for City, but fortunately for us it appears he's not the messiah.
I prefer to credit our team with a good performance instead of saying we only got a point because Haaland didn't turn up. We earned that point fair and square and our players worked insanely hard to make it happen.
Bring on the Hammers.
Just the 1 this week end. Sliding into mediocrity.
That was my assessment when I saw him against West Ham yesterday. Very good off the ball and getting himself involved in the game but unlike Harry he's a lot more direct in his play. Erling isn't trying to be a number 10, he's saying "Here I am! Give me the ball so I can go downfield and score again!".
We can't deny that Man City will be much harder to beat with him in their team. Difficult but not impossible - our defenders will have their work cut out to anticipate his runs.
How did you get that image of my wife first time she saw me nakedHe's a big, ugly geezer, wouldn't like to meet him on a dark night.
Actually she looked more like this
This Haaland kid looks good, against all the odds he is scoring goals with players like De Bruyne, Bernardo Silva, Foden etc. around him.
Sentence him to exile.
