Double bogey?You're out - bunker's already gone.
Keep up mate, keep up.
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Double bogey?You're out - bunker's already gone.
Keep up mate, keep up.
It's just the TalkSport/SSN kind of narrative have taken root for years now. The situation at Real Madrid was obviously more nuanced but it's easier to take the piss and run with golf gags. God forbid the man has a hobby that doesn't involve drink driving or smashing prostitutes behind his partner's back.Anyone else already finding the golf stuff really old, everytime his name comes up some absolute jokester goes ‘what’s he playing for the Tottenham golf squad?? ’ as if they’re a comedic genius.
Anyone else already finding the golf stuff really old, everytime his name comes up some absolute jokester goes ‘what’s he playing for the Tottenham golf squad?? ’ as if they’re a comedic genius.
Without meaning to piss on everyone's chips (I too am excited about the return of the prodigal son), I think many are really letting the excitement overwhelm the pragmatism of Bale's injury record.
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/gareth-bale/verletzungen/spieler/39381
30 injuries in 10 years is maybe the worst record of any single player in Europe's top leagues. It's all over his body as well (Calf, Hamstring, Adductor, Thigh, Knee, Hip, Foot and Back)
A fit Gareth Bale is one of the best in the world and a fit Gareth Bale is something to be excited about. History suggests the likelihood is we won't get a fit Gareth Bale. Fortunately, if he is a sicknote as usual, it's only a loan.
Also, our injury record is poor over the last few years. Last year especially was insane.
The lift his signing has provided the club is great. But now that's gone, seeing it for what it is, is troubling.
He is currently injured until November.
This could be a Moussa Dembele situation where we see greatness in fits and spurts rather than seeing Bale play 40 games this season.
I hope he, and Spurs medical record, can buck the trend.
I think playing for Mourinho would help the situation than say for Pochettino, because I don't think he'll ask too much pressing of Bale.
Fingers crossed all the above is water under the bridge and this motherfucker is back...
Without meaning to piss on everyone's chips (I too am excited about the return of the prodigal son), I think many are really letting the excitement overwhelm the pragmatism of Bale's injury record.
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/gareth-bale/verletzungen/spieler/39381
30 injuries in 10 years is maybe the worst record of any single player in Europe's top leagues. It's all over his body as well (Calf, Hamstring, Adductor, Thigh, Knee, Hip, Foot and Back)
A fit Gareth Bale is one of the best in the world and a fit Gareth Bale is something to be excited about. History suggests the likelihood is we won't get a fit Gareth Bale. Fortunately, if he is a sicknote as usual, it's only a loan.
Also, our injury record is poor over the last few years. Last year especially was insane.
The lift his signing has provided the club is great. But now that's gone, seeing it for what it is, is troubling.
He is currently injured until November.
This could be a Moussa Dembele situation where we see greatness in fits and spurts rather than seeing Bale play 40 games this season.
I hope he, and Spurs medical record, can buck the trend.
I think playing for Mourinho would help the situation than say for Pochettino, because I don't think he'll ask too much pressing of Bale.
Fingers crossed all the above is water under the bridge and this motherfucker is back...
No one read - lolWithout meaning to piss on everyone's chips (I too am excited about the return of the prodigal son), I think many are really letting the excitement overwhelm the pragmatism of Bale's injury record.
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/gareth-bale/verletzungen/spieler/39381
30 injuries in 10 years is maybe the worst record of any single player in Europe's top leagues. It's all over his body as well (Calf, Hamstring, Adductor, Thigh, Knee, Hip, Foot and Back)
A fit Gareth Bale is one of the best in the world and a fit Gareth Bale is something to be excited about. History suggests the likelihood is we won't get a fit Gareth Bale. Fortunately, if he is a sicknote as usual, it's only a loan.
Also, our injury record is poor over the last few years. Last year especially was insane.
The lift his signing has provided the club is great. But now that's gone, seeing it for what it is, is troubling.
He is currently injured until November.
This could be a Moussa Dembele situation where we see greatness in fits and spurts rather than seeing Bale play 40 games this season.
I hope he, and Spurs medical record, can buck the trend.
I think playing for Mourinho would help the situation than say for Pochettino, because I don't think he'll ask too much pressing of Bale.
Fingers crossed all the above is water under the bridge and this motherfucker is back...
Fingers crossed.He is not injured until November, that story was based on one shitty newspaper article that said he wouldn’t be “fully fit” until then. He will be ready to train with the team in a week or so.
Without meaning to piss on everyone's chips (I too am excited about the return of the prodigal son), I think many are really letting the excitement overwhelm the pragmatism of Bale's injury record.
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/gareth-bale/verletzungen/spieler/39381
30 injuries in 10 years is maybe the worst record of any single player in Europe's top leagues. It's all over his body as well (Calf, Hamstring, Adductor, Thigh, Knee, Hip, Foot and Back)
A fit Gareth Bale is one of the best in the world and a fit Gareth Bale is something to be excited about. History suggests the likelihood is we won't get a fit Gareth Bale. Fortunately, if he is a sicknote as usual, it's only a loan.
Also, our injury record is poor over the last few years. Last year especially was insane.
The lift his signing has provided the club is great. But now that's gone, seeing it for what it is, is troubling.
He is currently injured until November.
This could be a Moussa Dembele situation where we see greatness in fits and spurts rather than seeing Bale play 40 games this season.
I hope he, and Spurs medical record, can buck the trend.
I think playing for Mourinho would help the situation than say for Pochettino, because I don't think he'll ask too much pressing of Bale.
Fingers crossed all the above is water under the bridge and this motherfucker is back...
How sick would that be?He’ll be fine, and amazing.
Harry will be on the bench.
How sick would that be?
Sonny and Bale dovetailing Harry on a counter.
Oosh.