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It's pretty simple, but a difficult read:
Someone we loved left us because they thought we were unable to conceive. This is despite the fact that he can't get it up when we're actually ovulating.
Nevertheless, we're hurt and disappointed and we, for the most part, blame ourselves.
Seeing them go off with a new, more attractive/younger model with big boobs and wide hips is painful and makes us feel inferior.
We've seen her Instagram page and she's got a house full of kids and probably got more eggs than that bitch off Aliens.
Now, for just a moment, it looks like the young slapper might have crabs and also a bad case of Thruchel. It's not terminal and probably won't affect her dropping a sprog, but it's not a good look and it might set the clock back a year or two.
We, for lack of anything better to do at present, delight in a fleeting zeitgeist of sweet, sweet schadenfreude and the hope that we might pop one out before him thanks to being ridden by the biggest dude on the ranch.
(I told you it was a difficult read.)
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Deeney have it done by october
It's pretty simple, but a difficult read:
Someone we loved left us because they thought we were unable to conceive. This is despite the fact that he can't get it up when we're actually ovulating.
Nevertheless, we're hurt and disappointed and we, for the most part, blame ourselves.
Seeing them go off with a new, more attractive/younger model with big boobs and wide hips is painful and makes us feel inferior.
We've seen her Instagram page and she's got a house full of kids and probably got more eggs than that bitch off Aliens.
Now, for just a moment, it looks like the young slapper might have crabs and also possibly thrush. It's not terminal and probably won't affect her dropping a sprog, but it's not a good look and it might set the clock back a year or two.
We, for lack of anything better to do at present, delight in a fleeting zeitgeist of sweet, sweet schadenfreude and the hope that we might pop one out before him thanks to being ridden by the biggest dude on the ranch.
(I told you it was a difficult read.)
I know it was all decided way before Kane joined, but it's almost like Bayern changed the colours they play in this season to be more similar to his former club.
If they sign Sanchez, Ndombele, Lo Celso, and Sessignon Kane will soon find himself at a shittier version of Spurs with a worse stadium.
The commentator said last night that Kingsley Coman has won the league 12 seasons in a row with PSG, Juventus and Bayern.
Meanwhile H has a Peace Cup winners medal in the back of a drawer somewhere.
Don’t forget the Audi cup mate fuck sake
Gonna be absolute scenes in here if Bayern finishes second and we win the FA cup
Or the league. I know.
We winning both...Or the league. I know.
I do think he'll eventually regret it.
Speaking of regret...I do wonder if the media who pretty much hounded him out of poor old Tottenham regret weakening the English product and improving that of the German one.
I would say that he'll eventually regret making his chuckle head brother his agent, but the fact is if he had a professional agent they likely would have turned his head years before and also not bungled the Man City transfer by running his mouth at a wedding and telling people that the transfer was already wrapped for 125m pounds.
If he comes back, we might as well not have Ange.
I'm not sure how much the BL is really improved by an Englush bloke turning up and showing the rest of the league up for the bunch of absolute turnip harvesters they really are.
Yeah they have a great player, but that one player draws attention to how piss poor the league and their previous star players really are.
And Sancho conversely proving the same in the reverse manner.
I guess we'll know the stats at the end of the season but I can only guess that their viewership has risen with Harry there.