I don't try to pass myself off as a tactical guru who knows everything. I leave that piece of embarrassing behaviour to you. Oh and my days of being a long distance tellyclapper are limited to the last 3 years. Unlike you I have been to WHL, and have done so for a long time.May be you should have phoned him instead with your 40+ years experience of watching games on TV - surely there is no one more worthy of the honour, because seemingly in your parallel universe age somehow directly equates to knowledge and ability. In fact - I think you should throw your CV in the mix for the summer alongside Van Gaal - what have you got to lose, old buddy?