Match thread: Reading vs Tottenham

[Kalyl]

Walker said on soccer am that he's been trying to arrange a race between him, Bale, Kaboul and Lennon but none them have agreed to.

what absolute chickens the lot of them (bar Walker who wants it!)
need to add Huddletrain, Townsend, pritchard and dembele to that race though!

Spurs could film it and put it up on the OS, could also tie in a betting firm so we could all place bets. :smile:

well we do have a betting partner :bae:

 

[Blanchflower]

They could run a book on how many of them will pick up injuries whilst doing it as well....

 

[Burko]

They could replace the starters gun with the sound of Lennon's hamstring snapping.

Huddlestone I'd say is faster over 100m than Townsend, Lennon and Walker, not sure about Bale though.

Would be interesting, just make sure you warm up properly first though lads yeah?

 

[hellomiles]

I can't believe this conversation has got this far. Walker is obviously the fastest player in the team. Anyone who thinks otherwise, let alone that Huddlestone is faster needs their head checked.

 

[Cripps14]

I can't believe this conversation has got this far. Walker is obviously the fastest player in the team. Anyone who thinks otherwise, let alone that Huddlestone is faster needs their head checked.

Really? :brad:

 

[hellomiles]

:walker: Really. He used to be a sprinter.

 

[Thelonious]

he used to run 800m :walker:

 

[ArtyB]

Huddlestone takes out 4 Reading players with a rather clever dummy [ Image ]

Yeah...who needs VDV now?

 

[Burko]

Bale apparently used to run the 100m in 11.4 seconds.....when he was 14.

 

[Thelonious]

I love these urban legends, keep em coming.

 

[hellomiles]

he used to run 800m :walker:

Nah that was Caulker. We need a Caulker smiley!

 

[Blanchflower]

I love these urban legends, keep em coming.

Mido used to run straight from the pitch at the final whistle to the McDonald's on the High Road in 2.5 seconds.

 

[Thelonious]

Scott Parker impregnated a school teacher when he was 5.

 

[Blanchflower]

Scott Parker impregnated a school teacher when he was 5.

But tbf he had the haircut of a 50 year old man

 

[BernardMatthews]

Strangely I could have sworn I read somewhere that the whole team had a race and Hudd was the surprise winner. I would be eternally grateful if someone could find the source of this so I can prove I am not unwittingly making up bits of implausible Spurs trivia...

Yeah it's well known, happened in the Jol era. Pretty sure it was first to 50.
At the end of it they gave him a trophy as well.

Spoiler

 

[gaz]

Bale apparently used to run the 100m in 11.4 seconds.....when he was 14.

will he do it in 5.7 seconds when he's 28?