Fool what you want, your life or your jewels?
All the way from Yorkshire yeah?I would kick your head in and steal your 500k for wearing gay boots. Probably steal the boots as well.
Also... I'm hardly going to be walking round with half a mill in cash am i. Have banks not reached Yorkshire yet? They're great mate, instead of leaving the mines with cash, it will get transferred straight into a bank account and you can pay for your flat caps, whippets and shitty tea on a small plastic thing called a debit card.