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I've told this story many times to those that will listen (and even loads that won't) but it is gospel truth.
When we got promoted in 1978 our first game was Forest away. There were many 1000s of us up there (10k plus). Our end was absolutely rammed, dangerously so. Eventually they opened another block for Spurs right up the other end next to their main home stand.
I asked a steward if I could go up there to get out of the crush. He assented. So I am literally walking up the pitch by the touchline and when I get to around the halfway line I see a bod coming down the terrace which alerted my spidey senses...he jumped on the pitch and threw a haymaker at me, I ducked, he missed...a tried to boot him and missed at which point he turned around and jumped back in the stand from whence he came.
I reckon that goes down as the worst fight at a football match of all time. Certainly the 1970s.
Worse than the Hugh Grant/Colin Firth one in Bridget Jones Diary.
Hello Forest fans reading our forum
Just had a quick read of your forums match thread and for what it’s worth you all seem like a bunch of miserable cunts![]()
Your observation is very accurate, I give you that.
Now go fuck off and ask homeless lads on the subway, if they wanna be your teams 97th free signing of the transfer window.
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The last bit wasn’t aimed at you![]()
Blimey - have they filled 2 pages now? Luckily I don't give a fig. They're arborium me to tears. We have balsa steel and with Antonio at the elm we will have them pining fir the Championship - which is where they're heading back to in a few months thyme.Someone should tell those Forest cunts that we are making silly jokes about trees, that's how seriously we think the game is going to go. Whilst they sit there with their two pages of delusion.
I've told this story many times to those that will listen (and even loads that won't) but it is gospel truth.
When we got promoted in 1978 our first game was Forest away. There were many 1000s of us up there (10k plus). Our end was absolutely rammed, dangerously so. Eventually they opened another block for Spurs right up the other end next to their main home stand.
I asked a steward if I could go up there to get out of the crush. He assented. So I am literally walking up the pitch by the touchline and when I get to around the halfway line I see a bod coming down the terrace which alerted my spidey senses...he jumped on the pitch and threw a haymaker at me, I ducked, he missed...a tried to boot him and missed at which point he turned around and jumped back in the stand from whence he came.
I reckon that goes down as the worst fight at a football match of all time. Certainly the 1970s.
Worse than the Hugh Grant/Colin Firth one in Bridget Jones Diary.
Bastards on the Road
Some bullshit going on. 10,000 spurs fans? Extra pen opened next to the Mainstand?
They occupied two pens in the East Stand same as all the away fans did.
Billy bullshitters.
Yes, I saw that.
And also claims he was escorted along the side of the pitch. The only time the gates on those pens were opened was for the coppers, who'd do a rush in, grab their man, then take 'em out of the gate and into the buffer pen on the Bridgeford Road end. That was about 20 yards away but behind the goal not on the side.
Gaff Lad
Yes, I saw that.
And also claims he was escorted along the side of the pitch. The only time the gates on those pens were opened was for the coppers, who'd do a rush in, grab their man, then take 'em out of the gate and into the buffer pen on the Bridgeford Road end. That was about 20 yards away but behind the goal not on the side.
Sounds like a Billy Big Bollocks to me. Probably never even set foot in the City Ground.
Someone should tell those Forest cunts that we are making silly jokes about trees, that's how seriously we think the game is going to go. Whilst they sit there with their two pages of delusion.
Some of these puns really are elementree school level.
They're calling you a liar over there lol.I've told this story many times to those that will listen (and even loads that won't) but it is gospel truth.
When we got promoted in 1978 our first game was Forest away. There were many 1000s of us up there (10k plus). Our end was absolutely rammed, dangerously so. Eventually they opened another block for Spurs right up the other end next to their main home stand.
I asked a steward if I could go up there to get out of the crush. He assented. So I am literally walking up the pitch by the touchline and when I get to around the halfway line I see a bod coming down the terrace which alerted my spidey senses...he jumped on the pitch and threw a haymaker at me, I ducked, he missed...a tried to boot him and missed at which point he turned around and jumped back in the stand from whence he came.
I reckon that goes down as the worst fight at a football match of all time. Certainly the 1970s.
Worse than the Hugh Grant/Colin Firth one in Bridget Jones Diary.
I'm confused
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Your patients are wearing paper thin what? Pants?My patients are wearing paper thin with these now
Palace and brentford and maybe saints are no gimmies, but the others were certainly missed opportunities. If we don’t win at forest, we will for sure say it’s a missed opportunity, so the expectation should be 3 points.There are no easy 3 points in the EPL.
Well, we only won 9 of our 19 AWAY games away last season. Dropping what we would have assumed as 3 pointers to Saints, Everton, Burnley, Brentford, Palace