Ridiculous Transfer Rumor of the Day

[Erik_Edman]

According to posts on another forum, Levy met with Collocini's agent this week. Agent also represents Gago. Seems more likely we would be looking at Collocini though.

Might just be personal preference, but even though I rate Coloccini, he's at the very bottom end of the 'top Premier League defender' bracket. Kaboul did everything better than him last season across the board, and Vertonghen certainly looks like he'll be better in time. I think Caulker's gonna be immense too. So no place for him in our first team, and I can't imagine him liking that coming off the back of being his former team's best-loved enduring players.

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Yup, doesn't make much sense to me.

We should be sorted in the CB department for the next 5 years.

 

[Cripps14]

That post by AberdeenYid was from about a year ago. When Caulker was still on loan at Swansea and apart from BelgianSpur none of us had heard of Johnny Vertical.

 

[Erik_Edman]

That post by AberdeenYid was from about a year ago. When Caulker was still on loan at Swansea and apart from BelgianSpur none of us had heard of Johnny Vertical.

Ah shit you're right.

Erm... well... Coloccini's still not good enough for us.

 

[1882]

It's Daniel Sturridge this morning...

BBC Gossip Thingy:
Daniel Sturridge will look to leave Chelsea in January to try to revive his England chances. Liverpool and Tottenham are both keen to recruit the 23-year-old striker.
Full story: Daily Mirror

seems a bit of a cock to me though... puts me in mind of what Ashley Cole would be like if he played up front... a cocky fucker AND playing in one of the 'glory' positions... that's an intoxicating, heady mix for a proper cunt!

 

[Thelonious]

Ashley Cole is the best left-back England has ever had, if Sturridge could replicate that level of ability up front then I'D FUCKING LOVE IT!

I think Sturridge would be a good buy, he did well under AVB last season.

 

[Cripps14]

I think Sturrigde would be a good addition to the squad. And seeing as he wants to leave Chelsea he can't be such a massive cunt.

Also it would be hilarious if we stole another player on the Liverpool wishlist.

 

[Smoked Salmon]

Not totally convinced about Sturridge. Why is he still behind Spaniard Barbie in the pecking order?

 

[Steed_Train]

Not totally convinced about Sturridge. Why is he still behind Spaniard Barbie in the pecking order?

Torres is the football equivalent of your Mum buying you a horrible jumper for Christmas

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Torres is the football equivalent of your Mum buying you a horrible jumper for Christmas

 

[Anurag Jo]

I like Sturridge.Fantastic player.

But I will still be satisfied with just Moutinho in January.Dont think we are in immediate need of a striker.

 

[MKYid]

I like Sturridge.Fantastic player.

But I will still be satisfied with just Moutinho in January.Dont think we are in immediate need of a striker.

Will you feel the same when Ade goes to the ACoN and Defoe gets injured?

 

[Anurag Jo]

Dempsey?

 

[WHITE&BLUE]

I would be on board for Sturridge, young enough to still grow and improve, old enough to not be a total crap shoot.

 

[zin]

How the fuck did the transfer thread end up here

 

[YidoBuckler]

Can someone edit the thread title to include:defoe: the proper spelling?