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Scotty Parker doesn't win -- he allows you to lose.

Scott Parker attacks sharks when he smells them bleed.

In fact, Scott doesn't go swimming -- water just wants to be around him.

Super Scott's feet are so fast that they make the speed of light wish that it was faster.
 
MaynoothSpur said:
Superman wears Scott parker pyjamas.

Superman and Scott Parker actually had a fight back in the day, the loser had to wear his pants outside his trousers.
 
A disabled parking sign does not signify that this space is for disabled people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the space belongs to Scott Parker, and that you will be disabled if you park there.
 
Babs said:
If you re-arrange the letters in Scott Parkers name you get SCAT PORKER
No it doesn't.

I'm sure you are enjoying being antagonistic. But at least learn to count the number of letters first.

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