Scott Parker Facts!

[Admin]

Scott Parker once went on holiday to Argentina. 9 months later Lionel Messi was born.

 

[Flannerz]

Scott Parker once ejaculated in the street. 50 people drowned

 

[YidoBuckler]

I think I posted this on twitter and not on here...apologies if I'm wrong.

The Ironman films were based on Scott Parker.

 

[YidoBuckler]

An Iceberg didn't sink the Titanic, Scott Parker did.

 

[Mr Vexed]

columbus didn't discover america, scott parker did.

 

[Ben]

My fave from Twitter by @Nilserb73:

Ghosts sit around the campfire telling Scott Parker stories.
#ScottParkerFacts

 

[Flav]

My fave from Twitter by @Nilserb73:

Ghosts sit around the campfire telling Scott Parker stories.
#ScottParkerFacts

Amazing.

 

[kushty]

Scott parkers cock is so big it has it's own cock

 

[BernardMatthews]

The only reason the US government has Area 51 is to store Scott Parkers DNA.

The man in the moon is only there because he's hiding from Scott Parker

Shaolin Monks learnt everything they know from a man called Scott Parker. Shaolin translated to english means Scott Parker

 

[Thelonious]

Scott Parker uppercutted the Cockerel to the top of the West Stand

 

[The Cowbell]

There used to be a wall seperating East and West Germany... Until Scott Parker looked at it.

 

[Ben]

Right folks, your misson should you choose to accept it:

Get Spurs players and associated celebs to tweet/retweet their best scott parker facts...

Would be cool if it trended, but also if the great man himself got word of whats going on.

Lets do it cockfighters....

 

[The Cowbell]

Big Ben was created with the sole purporse of being Scott Parker's prophylactic.

 

[Flannerz]

The Big Bang started when Scott Parker farted

 

[kushty]

When woman have sex with god they scream scott parker

 

[Flannerz]

Scott Parker doesn't need to rape as no one ever turns him down

 

[Smolik]

MC Hammer recently released a press statement that Scott Parker 'Can touch this'

 

[Ben]

Martin Luther King had a dream..... About Scott Parker

 

[Mr Vexed]

scott parker got out of checkmate.

 

[Mr Vexed]

scott parker won the tour de france on a stationary bike.

scott parker built the hospital he was born in.