Seville - Sat 16 July 12:00 BST

[Nuts]

Not again. FFS

 

[Mariner]

There's an edge to this kickabout love it

 

[VonnegutBusy]

Hojbjerg again! Stinker of a first half.

 

[Furball man]

I can see your nipples

Are those bra things worn to prevent nipple rash ?

 

[FOK]

I know it's been said but what the fuck were they thinking with that kit.

 

[Murphy]

Lol Sonny lucky there's no VAR IMO

 

[Hampshire Spur]

Hoijberg is not fit for this game.

 

[MVP]

two times now, get him off.

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

I can see your nipples

Are those bra things worn to prevent nipple rash ?

EKG monitors I believe. Keep track of the players pulse and heart rate and probably how much distance they cover.

 

[bonaspur23]

Sevilla tries to intentionally foul us twice on the break but get mad because one of the tactical foulers gets an arm in the face while committing a blatant foul. Ok

 

[Borks]

I have had enough of PEH

Cant wait for the 2nd half to watch Bentancur, Sarr and Gil playing some actual football.

Bore off.

 

[CT1882]

We look like a team on its last day of a week long tour of a foreign country in which we had really only some of our first few training sessions and too many off the pitch obligations

 

[Airfixx]

I can see your nipples

Are those bra things worn to prevent nipple rash ?

Nah.... They're for electric nipple shocks controlled from Conte's I-phone.

 

[Murphy]

I know it's been said but what the fuck were they thinking with that kit.

I'm going to go with:

 

[FOK]

Fucking hell Hojbjerg

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

Half time handbags.

 

[bonaspur23]

Bissouma can win the starting spot by sitting out with Covid

 

[InBK]

Has the competitiveness of a proper match, but none of the sharpness.

 

[CT1882]

Lamela the peace maker lol

Not a fan of this Sevilla side at all

 

[Nuts]

This does feel like a 4th v 4th match. Entertaining.