Seville - Sat 16 July 12:00 BST

[bonaspur23]

Lol Sonny lucky there's no VAR IMO

He literally did nothing

 

[mummy]

Damn damn damn. I'm still waking up and only just remembered this game. Good to see I've not missed any goals. Can someone tell me what I've missed?

 

[Hrytn]

Hojbjerg's passing today impeccable

 

[DeadlyDefoe]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!! Montiel wants a beating , what a nonce trying to pick a fight with SON after the whistle

 

[Airfixx]

I have had enough of PEH

Cant wait for the 2nd half to watch Bentancur, Sarr and Gil playing some actual football.

Get hold of yourself, you drama queen..

 

[CarrieFi]

Pre Season friendly? There’s going to be a fight

 

[Murphy]

Half time handbags.

Romero trying to calm their No 2 like "look mate, don't make me bang you out"

 

[1882]

Oh hello.... Half time shenanigans!
About as friendly as Hitler turning up at a Barmitzvah!

 

[The Swellhead Spur]

Fuck this game go out their with the intention to injure them the over aggressive cunts

 

[DeadlyDefoe]

I quite like the look of this Lamela.

He gives me a rabona

 

[NotThatTedHughes]

I’m certainly glad that I didn’t splash out a hundred quid or so to watch that.

 

[Jackcock]

PEH - Poop Enough Haha

 

[VonnegutBusy]

These fucking pricks!

Little rat tried to clean Son out on a counter attack and took an elbow to the mouth. Deserved!

 

[Achilles]

Nah.... They're for electric nipple shocks controlled from Conte's I-phone.

 

[Furball man]

Damn damn damn. I'm still waking up and only just remembered this game. Good to see I've not missed any goals. Can someone tell me what I've missed?

The first half

 

[Airfixx]

There's an edge to this kickabout love it

Handbags after the whistle.

 

[ArtyB]

As 0-0s go that was fun...

 

[Doc]

Hojbjerg having a mare. Looks stiff as a board out there.

Lucas makes it very hard to pass out from the back, doesn't show for the ball at good angles.

Dier and Romero been decent.

Nothing game so far, scrappy and hard fought at least.

 

[InBK]

Activate the shithouses

 

[Airfixx]

I'm sure you could find one on Amazon if you're interested.