I actually believe this
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Maybe Janssen should live in Saltcoats and commute to Mexico
Many have before him
Did your husband enjoy Thailand?
>Tottenham and West Ham are weighing up a move for 25-year-old Real Sociedad and Spain defender Diego Llorente. (El Mundo Deportivo)
Da fuq?
Da fuq?
Bloody ITK troll!
Some think 150m is enough. I don't. I believe 200m is fair and we should sell
Nobody understands youYeah, like the Aztecs, for example. What does Mexico have?
Literally. Ok.
Amazing comeback. I'll go hide in my hole now.
Who should replace Kane? Who should we target?
Kane has been made by our staff, we can make another one again. All we need are some basic psychological building blocks. I think we should recruit the next Kane into the first team now and have him ready for Kane's departure next summer. Personally, I think it's a shame we're not prepared to offload him this summer. He will never be as valuable as he is today. Next year is a 12 goal season with 7 of those coming from penalties. Sorry to pour cold water on your hot summer, baby, but things are getting serious.
Kane has been made by our staff, we can make another one again. All we need are some basic psychological building blocks. I think we should recruit the next Kane into the first team now and have him ready for Kane's departure next summer. Personally, I think it's a shame we're not prepared to offload him this summer. He will never be as valuable as he is today. Next year is a 12 goal season with 7 of those coming from penalties. Sorry to pour cold water on your hot summer, baby, but things are getting serious.
That would be an achievementAmazing comeback. I'll go hide in my hole now.
Listen son, we have difficult exchanges on here. To add to the canon we must. There can be no other way.Amazing comeback. I'll go hide in my hole now.
We know you have a quote unquote Latina wife. We know. You go on about it all the time. Like it's some kind of trophy. And it would be if you were in Wallsend or some shit pipe like that, but you're not. You are in the beating heart of the multicultural west. You are America. America is you. Breathe it. Feel it. Bask.
But do not defend the developing world. They find it patronising. And you spirit of charity only keeps them under your imperial yoke. Which is actually where your slave master subconscious wants them. You both at once know this and reject this. It is the grand conflict repressed in your luxurious western brain. You continue to fight for the Mexicans but suffocate their children with every spoonful of gala dinner.
Skipp looks anxious. Should he be?
He has too much on his mind
When he was younger he enjoyed the game because it brought him closer to his father
Now the game is about something else
Llorente told his father to fuck off. Threw him a twenty pound note
Skipp caught himself laughing nervously