Summer 2019 transfer thread

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Marcus Edwards just rolled his eyes. You give a man a hunner grand a week, he said, and he'll always turn into a dick. Marcus was wiser than Olly back then.
 
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Listen son, we have difficult exchanges on here. To add to the canon we must. There can be no other way.
We know you have a quote unquote Latina wife. We know. You go on about it all the time. Like it's some kind of trophy. And it would be if you were in Wallsend or some shit pipe like that, but you're not. You are in the beating heart of the multicultural west. You are America. America is you. Breathe it. Feel it. Bask.
But do not defend the developing world. They find it patronising. And you spirit of charity only keeps them under your imperial yoke. Which is actually where your slave master subconscious wants them. You both at once know this and reject this. It is the grand conflict repressed in your luxurious western brain. You continue to fight for the Mexicans but suffocate their children with every spoonful of gala dinner.
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