Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

[ElTel]

 

[Don Corleone]

Here's the video

Airfixx right now after that news.


knows full well if Levy messes this up, no more excuses from the ENIC bot

 

[skywalker68]

I had a dream last night that we signed;
Martial
Rashford
and Jesus

And people on here were saying "Yeah, but they're wide players who sometimes play through the middle, they are NOT strikers"

The last one is no good getting on the end of crosses.

 

[Cranston]

I had a dream last night that we signed;
Martial
Rashford
and Jesus

And people on here were saying "Yeah, but they're wide players who sometimes play through the middle, they are NOT strikers"

I honestly thought you meant Jesus as in the Son of Nazareth and all round good egg.

Steady on Stevee. Keep it to a Sunday.

 

[Bill Madrid]

Here's the video

Chill Jose. The word I'm hearing from the internet is that we're only half-way through the transfer window, so stop being a melt. It closes on the somethingth of October, it's best we wait till then.

Você entende?

 

[Airfixx]

Airfixx right now after that news.


knows full well if Levy messes this up, no more excuses from the ENIC bot

I missed you, sweety... See you on Skype later.... xxxx

 

[stevee]

Did you wake up with your penis stuck to the sheets

Definitiely.

Oh well, at least it stopped me from falling out of the bed.

 

[MVP]

Here's the video

Shades of Poch, Levy scrabbled around before beating Chelsea to Llorente's signature for 12m.
Same thing again probably going to be Costa, Sturridge or some of other broke up striker.

 

[Airfixx]

Maybe Airfixx will change it to "any striker other than Deeney " ?

Yeh... Why not.

I'm 2 for 2 on these bets so far this summer.... Let's make it a hatrick for a good cause.


Anyone fancy a flutter?

£20 charity bet says we sign a striker (other than Troy The Boy) this window..... Winner picks the charity.

 

[NorseYid]

I honestly thought you meant Jesus as in the Son of Nazareth and all round good egg.

Steady on Stevee. Keep it to a Sunday.

Son's not from Nazareth? He's korean?

 

[scott]

I love how you're counting Burnleys fourth choice goalkeeper as a full third.

Either way...

No left back or good striker, the window will leave us far behind our rivals even if I like both PEH and Doherty.

Yep we needed 5 or 6 players really. Got 2 so far & have barely spent much on them (not pretending hart is a great signing who will feature much). LB & striker would make it 4 which is pretty good going. We can't have everything!
Mourinho has upped the pressure on the club/levy to get a striker in so that's a big step forward.

 

[TonySoprano]

I bet every club we ask about is adding 10M to the price of any striker, knowing we're desperate.

 

[Raiders]

I am not necessarily annoyed that we haven't signed a striker yet this window. On a per window basis there can be mitigating factors. I am fuming that we have not signed one for two years. It is not good enough for Levy to say "the fans don't realise how difficult it is" on his fluffy documentary. It is your job, so get on with it.

 

[COckneY Spurs]

C’mon to fuck there are dream teams to compose before the season starts you inconsiderate people doing transfers...

Speaking of which, why is Abamayang a midfielder

 

[For better or worse]

There are some posters on here who just cannot read between lines or who do not understand the intricacies of the mind.

Look at Mourinho's career to date and look at how he has achieved success.

Of course it has to be different with us because we are none of Real Madrid and United in terms of historic leverage, nor Chelsea and their dirty oil money.

But the way the man does his stuff is to have a settled squad who are ready for what comes ahead.

Mourinho would have told Levy what he needs (within the club's financial limits) and expected them by the start of the season.

It ain't happening so Mourinho will in his very clever psychological way apply pressure.

What he won't do is accept the blame if we are not even a squad that can be called capable. Why would he.

He is telling Levy, show me the players!!

There are some posters on here that always read between the lines when it's not necessary. He's saying he wants a striker, the club know he wants a striker and EVERYONE is working hard together to get a striker but we're not mega rich so have to do things differently.

If you want to read more into it then so be it but I don't see any stress or gun held to anyone's head. Like I said I personally believe we must be very close otherwise these statements wouldn't be made.

 

[TheRealTI]

Have we signed that William Jose lad yet? What about Piatek?

 

[NorseYid]

U think Deeney will send us a Rivaldo letter?

Serious question.

 

[scott]

Not having CL football is going to be a handicap, we are in a much worse position to sign players than we were a year ago. For so many reasons.

Thank god we didn't sign nobody when we had CL football!

 

[Yid_1984]

Have we signed that William Jose lad yet? What about Piatek?

Leandro Damiao a stronger possibility, he is tearing it up in Japan's league. It may finally happen this summer

 

[cretinousgoat]

BLUE AND YELLOW!