Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

[Sparkplugs]

Levy has gotten us Rasiak, Frazier Campbell and Louis Saha when we needed a good striker before so I'm holding my fire here somewhat.

The name Troy Deeney just looks beautiful at the end of that list wouldn’t you think you

 

[Chester/ Yukon]

John Thomas
Don Corleone
Notabadsquad
Chester/ Yukon

Why so shy, you shit-houses?

£100 of your good pounds fuckshit we don't win anything this season.
You pick charity half wit.
(even the Enic home of retarded employees)
( Desperate Dan's furloughed therapeutic landscaping )
(Last legs Joe Lewis benevolent fund for tax evaders)
)

 

[Spaniel]

Hair fail. Best swerving.

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Hair fail. Best swerving.

Straight out of a Kurosawa film

 

[Airfixx]

Don’t forget Poch was going to Utd, Kane and Dele would not be given pay rises and sold, and there was more chance of him being manager than us appointing Jose
Not one brick

I'm still waiting for Eddie Howe...

Spoiler

If Poch goes, it'll be an Eddie Howe type.

 

[Matt1882]

Signed no one and got to the final and finished top 4 when you said we were mid table

Lets be serious, we scraped top 4 and were nearly out of the champions league so many times I have a permanent irregular heart beat.
Not signing anyone was the start of the declne and every one can see it. Everyone.

 

[Airfixx]

£100 of your good pounds fuckshit we don't win anything this season.
You pick charity half wit.
(even the Enic home of retarded employees)

Look at the state of you.....

I'll take your crass hillbilly rambling as a "no" shall I?

 

[Col_McCafferty]

What year was it that WestHam & Fulham were due to overtake us?

I forget.....

Fulham?!

You're just making up shit now.

 

[Spaniel]

To an extent.

Mentality, potency and resilience are the 3 I would cite.

I think we have actually bought 3 players who will improve our mentality and resilience.

I really worry about our potency. We looked second rate last season and at times so one dimensional. Nothing changed in that regard thus far.

I really can't think of Hart as a plus.

 

[Spaniel]

Steely Dan..

Dildo would be my choice, big, strong and offers lots of penetration.

 

[Chucklevision82]

Who's missing? Daka?

 

[Airfixx]

Fulham?!

You're just making up shit now.

Nope..... Last time they came up they spent north of 100m and were another name banded about as shaming us and so on.

 

[Spaniel]

A few sources on Twitter saying Deeney’s going to West Brom.

That's them relegated then. Short visit to the PL.

 

[ElTel]

Who's missing? Daka?

Maradona?

 

[Airfixx]

Who's missing? Daka?

Bale.

 

[skywalker68]

Shades of Poch, Levy scrabbled around before beating Chelsea to Llorente's signature for 12m.
Same thing again probably going to be Costa, Sturridge or some of other broke up striker.

More than likely

 

[ElTel]

That's them relegated then. Short visit to the PL.

No way, he will fire them all the way into the top 6

 

[Chucklevision82]

Maradona?

 

[Zest]

BLUE AND YELLOW!

Bobby Convey on the special talent clause. CM sorted.

 

[Zest]

I really can't think of a Heart as a plus.

Even in your line if work?

 

[snowkarl]

Good point.

But I was thinking more along the lines of us being linked to players that we had/have no intention of signing (good or bad).
Those stories have to come from somewhere, unless it's journo's throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks.

Ah true. Must be the case anyhow, considering how often reliable sources report wildy varying information.

Agent briefing one thing, while the club another.