Tottenham Vs Liverpool - Sat 11th Jan 2020.

[COckneY Spurs]

Liverpool are going to lift the League title exactly 30 years after their last league title...

So just wondering if we will lift the FA cup next year, exactly 30 years after our last FA cup?

The stars will align️️

 

[Hrytn]

Post the receipt

 

[The_Dark_Lord]

No, we will conspire to fuck it up.

 

[Fattynomates]

as long as we score more than them (VAR permitting) i reckon we can win this!

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

i thought Dry January was when you only drank stuff like Dry Gin, and Dry white wine? :mourfacepalm:
I been doing it wrong all month!

Bang on - just like 'Stoptober', where you can only drink from bottles with stoppers on.

 

[Tottenham Sean]

as long as we score more than them (VAR permitting) i reckon we can win this!

With footballing know how like this,I expect West ham to on the phone to you if Moyes doesn't work out...

 

[Hotspurpaul]

Liverpool are going to lift the League title exactly 30 years after their last league title...

So just wondering if we will lift the FA cup next year, exactly 30 years after our last FA cup?

The stars will align

Can't wait till next fuckin May......

 

[Dr. Bob]

My plan would be defend deep.

Press their back line when they have possession. Match them in midfield. Get some energy into the line up. Get the ball into our forward players quickly.

Gazza
Sanchez Toby Jan
Aurier Dier Winks GLC Rose
Son Lucas

Have the option of lamela, sess and dele from the bench

Defend deep and press their back line ! I like it but we'd be well fucked after about fifteen minutes.

 

[Mariner]

Bang on - just like 'Stoptober', where you can only drink from bottles with stoppers on.

This made me laugh so heartily, it’s cleared my gloom and given me some baseless optimism

1 nil Spurs win Sessegnon with the goal

Told you my optimism was baseless

 

[Harrykane9]

We could be 4 nil up and in added on time and as spurs fans we would be sweating

 

[OldBoy68]

Can't wait till next fuckin May......

Me neither. Mostly because the nearer I get to my grave the happier I am.

 

[OldBoy68]

This made me laugh so heartily, it’s cleared my gloom and given me some baseless optimism

1 nil Spurs win Sessegnon with the goal

Told you my optimism was baseless

Why would you need stoppers? That would suggest some kind of bizarre idea that alcohol actually turns into poison if you don't finish the bottle.

Not worth the risk. Don't become a statistic.

 

[Airfixx]

We could be 4 nil up and in added on time and as spurs fans we would be sweating

Sweaty bastards!

 

[Rocket]

I'll be there with both daughters man flu or not.

We haven't got any fit midfielders and José's tactics completely bypass the midfield any way so this is what I imagine we'll see.

Gazza

Aurier Toby Sánchez Dier Jan Rose



Lamela Moura Alli Son
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[deadleyledley]

I'll be there with both daughters man flu or not.

We haven't got any fit midfielders and José's tactics completely bypass the midfield any way so this is what I imagine we'll see.

Gazza

Aurier Toby Sánchez Dier Jan Rose



Lamela Moura Alli Son
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Deep defensive line and pressing from the front.

Exactly what I planned. Bravo sir

 

[Brian Fantana]

Sit deep and maybe play a centre back in midfield next to tier. Although if he was to do this and lose he'd get panned by everyone. I reckon Mourinho would be tempted to do it away from home though.

We just don't have the players to park the bus I'm afraid.

I would definitely be telling our centrebacks to be trying to hit balls long though behind their fullbacks for our fast players to run into. It's probably the only way to really get at them.

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

 

[Coys1955]

I'll be there with both daughters man flu or not.

We haven't got any fit midfielders and José's tactics completely bypass the midfield any way so this is what I imagine we'll see.

Gazza

Aurier Toby Sánchez Dier Jan Rose



Lamela Moura Alli Son
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If they get anywhere near our goal they'll score anyway so leave Gazza out too and stick someone else up front. Anyone else.

 

[Larry David]

I’m gonna have about 25 pints before ko so I don’t remember what happens, I’ll be the one on the floor in the corner of the bricklayers if anyone fancies a meet up

 

[Rocket]

I’m gonna have about 25 pints before ko so I don’t remember what happens, I’ll be the one on the floor in the corner of the bricklayers if anyone fancies a meet up

Which pocket do you keep your wallet in?

Asking for a (scouse) friend.