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Efan Ekoku was a miserable anti Spurs shit for the Brighton game.
The only co commentator I used to actually enjoy was listening to David Pleat bumbling his way through our Uefa Cup runs in the naughties, completely fucking up any name that sounded even remotely foreign. Top entertainment
Owen is as thick as shit, he could not offer any insight even if it was being whispered in his ear.
Can't stand the guy, like jack wilshere, Owen suffers from small man syndrome and takes this out by bullying kids. Horrible man.
Brian Kerr ex Ireland manager. He did the co coms for Premier sports for the spurs Watford match.. it was like listening to a pub bore. Shocking.
He's a tottenham fan
WATCH: Brian Kerr's euphoric reaction to Tottenham's winner sums up another incredible Champions League night
Former Republic of Ireland manager Brian Kerr was jumping for joy as Lucas Moura snatched a dramatic winner to fire Tottenham into the Champions League final, with his fellow Virgin Media Sport pundit Graeme Souness joining in with the celebrations.
www.independent.ie
Did Tony Gale have money on Kane getting a yellow or something today? Wouldn't stop banging on about it even for the pen shout. Didn't wait for the replay. Just mentioned if not a pen he should get a yellow for diving.
Man sounds obsessed.
Man sounds obsessed.
That he called our second half a smash and grab and that it was "unbelievably cruel" to Villa says it all.
He hasn't stunk up our games for a while. I guess from all the viewer complaints yet here he is again.
I hope his wife doesn't take any chances burning the roast or the dog doesn't pee on the rug overnight or there will be hell to pay.
Fair play that dickheads like spitty or Gary the failed manager read from a script but Begin has no place pretending to be neutral.
Smith for me
Hook nose Gooner cunt
Was nearly blubbing towards the end of the Fulham game
Keep female commentators for female football and male for male football
Simple enough
Bad enough when they’re commenting on cricket
I thought they both spoke very well and gave great insight without blinding us with science.
"It's sometimes easier to defend a one goal lead than a two goal lead." Mark Dipso Lawrenson.
Time for a few Colemanballs, methinks...
Colemanballs – Just-One-Liners.com
A term coined by British magazine “Private Eye,” to describe verbal gaffes, errors or misuse of words and phrases spoken by British football (soccer) announcers, coaches or players – initially BBC …
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I cant find a clip with the british commentary, but "Wor" Kevin Keegan should never have been allowed near a microphone again after his sterling work in USA 94.
Brazil v USA, and about 40 mins in Leonardo and Tab Ramos get involved in a bit of a tangle near the touchline. Ramos gives Leonardos shirt a slight tug, so Leonardo decides the appropriate reaction is to remove Ramos head with his elbow. Over rushes the ref, waving the red card.
please note, I am paraphrasing for the exchange below
Wor Kev "thats a bit harsh. not sure thats a red"
Alan "usually as neutral as it gets" Parry : "WTF? are you mental? did you look at the replay? He's twatted his fucking head into next week"
Wor Kev "Its not that bad"
Parry "Fuck off with your stupid Curly perm"
I accept that time may have confused my memory of the actual conversation, but Parry ( a man thats so neutral he thinks magnolia paint is a bit racey) rowed with him on air about it. and Wor Kev, the Geordie Messiah, just kept digging , making the hole deeper and deeper. (a bit like the rest of the geordie nation when it comes to Saudi take overs)
for your entertainment, this is what Wor Kev thought was kinda mild....
Brazil v USA, and about 40 mins in Leonardo and Tab Ramos get involved in a bit of a tangle near the touchline. Ramos gives Leonardos shirt a slight tug, so Leonardo decides the appropriate reaction is to remove Ramos head with his elbow. Over rushes the ref, waving the red card.
please note, I am paraphrasing for the exchange below
Wor Kev "thats a bit harsh. not sure thats a red"
Alan "usually as neutral as it gets" Parry : "WTF? are you mental? did you look at the replay? He's twatted his fucking head into next week"
Wor Kev "Its not that bad"
Parry "Fuck off with your stupid Curly perm"
I accept that time may have confused my memory of the actual conversation, but Parry ( a man thats so neutral he thinks magnolia paint is a bit racey) rowed with him on air about it. and Wor Kev, the Geordie Messiah, just kept digging , making the hole deeper and deeper. (a bit like the rest of the geordie nation when it comes to Saudi take overs)
for your entertainment, this is what Wor Kev thought was kinda mild....
