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What an inert performance. Barren and devoid of vim and energy.
Dier looks like he might keel over if his pulse rate gets above 60.
The line up says Sissoko was on the pitch for 90 mins, but I couldn't confirm that with a sighting of him.
Surely Eriksen has signed his own death warrant tonight? Weak, no pressing, poor touch, unable to hold the ball, all round piss poor.
KWP it appears isn't good enough, certainly lacking in the pace required from a modern fullback. Shame I have high hopes for him.
From that performance Lo Celso is unfortunately not part of the solution to our midfield problems.
Lucas didn't set the game on fire but hooking him was harsh as fuck. How he is supposed to influence the game with no service is beyond me. And WHY THE FUCK NOT PUT TROY ON!?
Sessegnon in the second half seemed to take his lead from the apparent complete lack of motivation of the senior players on the pitch.
Even the normally effervescent Skipp seemed to quickly fall under the spell of the Lackadaisical Fairy that Bayern had deployed on our team tonight. He was bright for a few minutes when he came on, and then faded to the grey of the overall team performance (I'm being harsh on him really, I think if the Spurs tempo was 20 bpm higher he would have upped his game to fit in.)
If tonight is an indicator of what Mourinho has to work with as a "2nd string" then fucking good luck to him.