Tottenham Hotspur Vs Woolwich Wanderers

[Larry David]

Off the pitch we’ll scare them senseless as we always do

On the pitch we need to get an early goal and put our foot on their throats, a big loss for them would really hurt their mindset for their last two games

 

[Spurshaker]

Leaving at 9-30ish, load of us coming from Manchester. Getting to Tottenham Nice and early, absolutely buzzing.

COYS.

 

[Tottenham Sean]

Finishing work early,meeting a few mates who are ticketless like me. Beer on the high road,then another pub to watch the game. I just want a performance. No silly bottling against this lot tonight ,at em and into em!
An early goal would help.
COYS
#4grounds1postcode
#cheatingtheirwayforwardsince1913
#fuckoffbacktokent
#mycousinisawoolwichbellend

 

[cretinousgoat]

Leaving at 9-30ish, load of us coming from Manchester. Getting to Tottenham Nice and early, absolutely buzzing.

COYS.

Get on itttttt

Cheeky sniff?

 

[cretinousgoat]

Finishing work early,meeting a few mates who are ticketless like me. Beer on the high road,then another pub to watch the game. I just want a performance. No silly bottling against this lot tonight ,at em and into em!
An early goal would help.
COYS
#4grounds1postcode
#cheatingtheirwayforwardsince1913
#fuckoffbacktokent
#mycousinisawoolwichbellend

Fiver for every gooner you spark out

 

[Tottenham Sean]

Fiver for every gooner you spark out

Too old and sensible these days...
Half right way anyway

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Is there a lot over there these days? I use to go to the odd gig there,it was very much a west ham area back then.

Yes, mostly spammers naturally, but annoyingly when they do well, there seems to be loads of them (mind you, have to say, we're a bit like that too! )

 

[jack sparrow]

antonio conte's speech in the dressing room

 

[Shadydan]

We were ready in January

Haha love that

 

[Mrs Perryman]

I wont be happy with just a win.. I want Xhaka hurt tonight.. I want Ramsdales arm and mouth removed so he can never overly celebrate doing his job.. imagine if I jumped up and down from my desk when I send an email.. fuck them cunts .

I'm not one for advocating violence towards another player, but in his case (and Rudiger and Maddison), I'll make an exception. Forgive me, God!

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

Get on itttttt

Cheeky sniff?

I've met Spurshaker , 5 pints and 3gs is just the appetiser.

 

[cretinousgoat]

I'm not one for advocating violence towards another player, but in his case (and Rudiger and Maddison), I'll make an exception. Forgive me, God!

MRS P!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kekerinho]

The penultimate home game for Harry Kane - let's hope he turns up before he heads off to the bin-dippers.

You didn’t try too hard this time, did you?

 

[mummy]

I'm not one for advocating violence towards another player, but in his case (and Rudiger and Maddison), I'll make an exception. Forgive me, God!

Vengeance is Mine, and retribution,
In due time their foot will slip;
For the day of their calamity is near,
And the impending things are hastening upon them.

If I sharpen My flashing sword,
And My hand takes hold on justice,
I will render vengeance on My adversaries,
And I will repay those who hate Me.
‘I will make My arrows drunk with blood,
And My sword will devour flesh,
With the blood of the slain and the captives,
From the long-haired leaders of the enemy.’
“Rejoice, O nations, with His people;
For He will avenge the blood of His servants,
And will render vengeance on His adversaries,
And will atone for His land and His people.

Don't worry Mrs P - The Bible says you can do it.

 

[Dazspur70]

Head straight from the office to the High Road for a few calming beers. Unfortunately my office is 200 yards from the Emirates. On the walk down Holloway Road this morning there were few of the unwashed in their shirts. Going to be a long day

 

[Nuts]

They're armed with the Old Kent Road and the Water Works. We've got Mayfair and Park Lane. Give us your money and fuck off back under your rock. COYS!

 

[Sean]

 

[Herclueless]

did not sleep well. Feel a bit sick!

Please please please make the stadium and surrounding area a cauldron of hate filled anti gooner rage!

Beers in the fridge chilling nicely. If we lose, I’m just going to get obliterated anyway, so I can pass out and forget it all.

But COYS!!!

If, IF, there comes a point at which the game is definitely lost, then I hope we kick th fuck out of them from tht point onwards, break a few legs and get the suspensions out of the way before next season's title tilt...

Xhaka, Smith-Rowe, Ramsdale, Odegaard and Martinelli in particular each have "one of those faces" that I wouldn't mind seeing writhing around on the floor with their foot hanging on by a thread.

 

[Matt1882]

Needs to be fireworks tonight. Blood. Fury. Passion. Everything.

We CANNOT hide like we have so many tmes over the last few seasons.
We MUST arrive on that pitch and give absolutely everything. Let's not leave our fate to bent referee's. Let's not give VAR or a paid onfield official anything to cheat us with.
Smash them. If they disallow a goal. Score 3 more. If they send some one off, don't let it count.
I want chest beating, teeth gritting, vain popping aggression. Win. And Win Well.
Tonight we need to go to war. Kill or be killed. Prove who is the better team. Prove who has the better players. Prove who has the better coach.
And us fans need to play a part.

 

[Darnswim]