Adama Traore

[Nutter-Naylor]

sooo I actually just bought baby oil a few days ago after getting a lap dance from a stripper (long story, I'm a girl who ended up at her friend's bachelor party) and asking her why her skin was so soft turns out baby oil and vanilla baby powder are the key

Coincidence? I think not

I think I must be going to the wrong parties. At the ones I go to you are the odd man out if you don't smell of piss.

 

[PapeMasterclass]

Sherwood: "He's a bit of Messi and Ronaldo"

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Imagine getting the job of slathering Traore in baby oil

That's the job Conte has given to Ndombele if he won't consent to a move this window.

 

[Shadydan]

Is it fair to say that Traore can be like Kyle Walker with his running power and his strength, he could literally shut down the wing by himself IMO which is what Walker was known for and its not as of he had the best end product either.

What Traore lacks in final pass more than makes up for his power and pace, I remember many a time where Walker would cause absolute mayhem and put teams on the back foot because he was so fucking quick, sometimes that makes all the difference than just goals and assists.

I think we're gonna be frustrated by his end product but equally we're gonna benefit massively from his presence.

 

[Macch]

 

[FightingIllini]

They’re really getting out the thesaurus on this one

 

[The Mercurial No.10]

What a load of complete shit.

I can't believe people are celebrating not getting one of the most exciting players around when we've been interested for months.

Another massive transfer fail.

 

[Beech]

‘He has all the right physical attributes’

But the football brain of Boris Johnson.

 

[sudoku]

Y’know he’d almost certainly be better at American football than soccer.

That short-area quickness is unreal. Barry Sanders-like.

Unlike Ndombele who likes Colonel Sanders.

 

[N17-Tommo]

 

[Don Corleone]

 

[Tottenham Sean]

He looks more like he is laughing than close to tears to me.
Probably saying to his team mate ," those idiots of TFC still think i'm going there"...

 

[Ulrika Jonsson]

Traore is an upgrade to our sub bench. We need to upgrade the first team.

 

[TeamSpirit™]

 

[VirginiaSpur]

You should be honoured he is linked to a gigantic club like ours, once we pillage your shitty little tinpot club back to league one you go.

Btw your best Prem manager was our worst.

This wasn't necessary.

 

[yes]

The fact that I think he'll flop makes me want him because all the players that I reckon will do well end up being shit.

Logic.

:contethumb:

 

[KickAssAndGiggle]

The only criteria for me is whether Conte wants him, Articles I've read say he does.

We should have faith in the manager, he's started as well as he could with our current squad.

 

[Kane's left]

Every time I see this thread title in the feed I immediately think, I fucking hope not!!! 1000% do not want and do not need. THREAD BE GONE WITH YOU :contepray:

 

[sudoku]

sooo I actually just bought baby oil a few days ago after getting a lap dance from a stripper (long story, I'm a girl who ended up at her friend's bachelor party) and asking her why her skin was so soft turns out baby oil and vanilla baby powder are the key

Coincidence? I think not

I think your posts will be getting plenty more attention now.

 

[Darnswim]

Bardi summing Adama up perfectly.