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Johnboy40 said:
I always figured smurfette had to be properly into gang bangs. I suppose she liked to the smurfed up the smurf too, and rather enjoyed a spot of smurfakke
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Taking things a bit OT here but I did always wonder how she got on being the only "ette" in the village. She did hang around Papa Smurf a lot. I might be jumping to conclusions here but the first time I understood the concept of the "town bike" I instantly thought of Smurfette.


Anyway ... any news of that Bale fellow?
 
Damn right.... she's a fucking dirty smurf!
They're not BLUE for nothing y'know!
(and not in a 'One Club Mis-Guided YouTube sensation' sense, neither!)
 
a Hall & Oates classic in tribute to our godlike #11

Everybody's high on consolation
Everybody's trying to tell me what's right for me
My daddy tried to bore me with a sermon
but it's plain to see that they can't comfort me

Sorry Charlie for the imposition
I think I've got it, got the strength to carry on
I need a drink and a quick decision
Now it's up to me, ooh what will be

Chorus:
He's Gone Oh I, Oh I'd
better learn how to face it
He's Gone Oh I, Oh I'd
pay the devil to replace him
He's Gone - what went wrong?

Up in the morning look in the mirror
I'm worn as his tooth brush hanging in the stand
my face ain't looking any younger
now I can see love's taken her toll on me

He's Gone

Think I'll spend eternity in the city
let the carbon and monoxide choke my thoughts away
and pretty bodies help dissolve the memories
but they can never be what he was to me

He's Gone
 
escher said:
a Hall & Oates classic in tribute to our godlike #11

Everybody's high on consolation
Everybody's trying to tell me what's right for me
My daddy tried to bore me with a sermon
but it's plain to see that they can't comfort me

Sorry Charlie for the imposition
I think I've got it, got the strength to carry on
I need a drink and a quick decision
Now it's up to me, ooh what will be

Chorus:
He's Gone Oh I, Oh I'd
better learn how to face it
He's Gone Oh I, Oh I'd
pay the devil to replace him
He's Gone - what went wrong?

Up in the morning look in the mirror
I'm worn as his tooth brush hanging in the stand
my face ain't looking any younger
now I can see love's taken her toll on me

He's Gone

Think I'll spend eternity in the city
let the carbon and monoxide choke my thoughts away
and pretty bodies help dissolve the memories
but they can never be what he was to me

He's Gone
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I don't see a reference to smurfs in this post?
 
Oh FFS said:
WARNING - do not watch Gareth Bale vids on YouTube. It will only make you sad.
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I tried this activity in an attempt to purge, and it completely and utterly backfired on me...

I now has the sads.

:klinsmann: :vdvcry: :defoe:

On the brighter side of things...MY NEW HOME KIT ARRIVED!!! The long and short of this whole thing: it's gotta be about the shirt.
 
Who: The Goat
When: 20th August
Where: SC

The Goat hears that South Coast Big Club are expecting a couple of mill from Spurs over a player, our source doesnt say Bale but 2+2 is generally 4.

Proof what cunts these guys are. We bought the sell on clause back from saints when they were in trouble.

Cunty
 
Carlito Brigante said:
Who: The Goat
When: 20th August
Where: SC

The Goat hears that South Coast Big Club are expecting a couple of mill from Spurs over a player, our source doesnt say Bale but 2+2 is generally 4.

Proof what cunts these guys are. We bought the sell on clause back from saints when they were in trouble.

Cunty
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give them a few quid, but secure first option on Shaw in return for our goodwill.
thats what i would do.
 
Carlito Brigante said:
Who: The Goat
When: 20th August
Where: SC

The Goat hears that South Coast Big Club are expecting a couple of mill from Spurs over a player, our source doesnt say Bale but 2+2 is generally 4.

Proof what cunts these guys are. We bought the sell on clause back from saints when they were in trouble.

Cunty
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Sadly, Southampton would be due a development fee. of around 1-2%

Still I know exactly where you are coming from.

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Yeah that's Cavani, in an Woolwich Shirt.
 
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