Bournemouth v Tottenham Hotspur - 9th July - 6pm(UK)

[MemphisWill]

In normal circumstances, three UEL places are given to English clubs who fulfil the following criteria:

• The fifth-placed team in the Premier League qualify for the group stage proper.
• The winners of the FA Cup qualify for the group stage proper.
• The EFL Cup winners qualify for the second qualifying round.

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Once you take into account a) City won the EFL and b) one of the big knobs likely wins the FA cup + c) the fact of City's potential ban... As low as 8th might bag EL this year.

Its depressing that you've had to break down the complex scenarios under which a spot in the EL may fall low enough for us.

 

[Airfixx]

Its depressing that you've had to break down the complex scenarios under which a spot in the EL may fall low enough for us.

Convoluted load of old bollocks innit.... Gimme back my jumpers for goalposts!!!

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

1-0

 

[Clynelish]

1-0

Damn, I thought we would play tomorrow

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

 

[Airfixx]

Damn, that's a sweet backing track underneath!!!

 

[Don Corleone]

seventh doesn’t get us Europa

Yes it does mate, especially with the likelihood of city getting the ban

 

[Totti]

 

[Legacy Lilywhite]

Bournemouth barely belong in the Championship let alone PL. Their derbies are Yeovil and Crawley. They’re so fucking shit they’re below the worst Spam team in years. As such, they deserve to go down never to return. Fuck ‘em.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Anything less than a win is abhorrent against this terrible Bournemouth side.

So I await disappointment.

 

[peter merison]

3-1 Kane 2 goals , Son 1

 

[ElTel]

Oh fucking eck:mourfacepalm:

 

[ElTel]

The spam result tonight will give Bournemouth extra motivation to get 3 points tommorow

 

[Totti]

The spam result tonight will give Bournemouth extra motivation to get 3 points tommorow

Bournemouth cannot defend, even when they try.

If this means they'll go all out to get a point - even better.

7-1.

Aurier with all 8.

 

[Bazali]

Toby / Dav / Davies
Sissoko(*)
Stevie B / GLC / Ndomele / Lamela
Kane / Son​

(*Sissoko to play a purely horizontal game.)

...Worth a laff innit.

Plenty of pointing for Blakey

 

[Bazali]

Bournemouth cannot defend, even when they try.

If this means they'll go all out to get a point - even better.

7-1.

Aurier with all 8.

Plus a red card

 

[Totti]

Plus a red card

He only has 3 yellow cards in his last 44 games - so he's definitely due one.

 

[Jimmy G]

Bournemouth will win because they will want it more

 

[Bazali]

He only has 3 yellow cards in his last 44 games - so he's definitely due one.

I’m surprised at that and wince every time he goes into a challenge but then Lamela has never been sent off for us apparently

 

[Airfixx]

Bournemouth will win because they will want it more

We will win because "fuck 'em all".