Come here to laugh at Dippers

[Kristeva]

State of this cunt

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Oh look, they can bleed. Hoping that all the other teams in the league take note!

 

[Seven Sisters]

State of this cunt

This level of melting puts us all to shame. Talk about wearing your heart on your sleeve...

 

[Chucklevision82]

Classy bunch, as ever...

 

[Totti]

 

[SoCalSpurs]

If they fail to win the league and the ball (not)over the line is this season's Gerard slip

 

[paddy spur]

 

[imitationleather]

I thought that it couldn't get better than Liverpool losing. I forgot that Liverpool losing and there being something that their crazy fanbase could perceive as an injustice would be so, so much better.

Beautiful stuff.

 

[paddy spur]

I thought that it couldn't get better than Liverpool losing. I forgot that Liverpool losing and there being something that their crazy fanbase could perceive as an injustice would be so, so much better.

Beautiful stuff.

Sign here

Sign the Petition

 

[paddy spur]

I thought that it couldn't get better than Liverpool losing. I forgot that Liverpool losing and there being something that their crazy fanbase could perceive as an injustice would be so, so much better.

Beautiful stuff.

If they do eventually lose to us in the title by a point it'll be losing by 11mm. Obviously this now has to happen.

 

[Col_McCafferty]

I thought that it couldn't get better than Liverpool losing. I forgot that Liverpool losing and there being something that their crazy fanbase could perceive as an injustice would be so, so much better.

Beautiful stuff.

I'm sure there are some decent Liverpool fans out there (hell I know one, he's a proper football fan) but by God they don't have fucking whinge and treat every setback like it's the end of the bloody world.

I can't stand Citeh and the money they have but I really really really do hope they win the PL over Liverpool. Brexit is bad enough but Liverpool winning the league in the same year? I think I'd emigrate. To Syria.











Of course we could win it but unless we buy this month and give the squad some help it's unlikely. We just need to finish Top 4 again and maybe win a cup. Oh and finally move into our beautiful new stadium. Not too much to ask for, is it?

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Classy bunch, as ever...

At least our CBs have to run their contract down, leave for free to our local rivals, and spout general insanity for the last decade to get this response.

Conceding to City at the Etihad though... seems like enough.

 

[hiatus]

Classy bunch, as ever...

You’ll never walk alone, indeed.

 

[Mariner]

I keep missing it when is Van Dijk going to display his best player in the world credentials

 

[ArcspacE]

I keep missing it when is Van Dijk going to display his best player in the world credentials

He was hoofing like a clogger last night

 

[Luda]

If they do eventually lose to us in the title by a point it'll be losing by 11mm. Obviously this now has to happen.

I'd much prefer our own Martin Tyler moment on the last day against everton:

"As it stands, Liverpool have won the league, but Spurs aren't done here... Eriksennn... Sissookooooooooooooooooo.
I swore you'd never see anything like this ever again. Drink it in (scouse tears)!!"

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

Classy bunch, as ever...

To be fair, they probably just want an excuse to roll out the black armbands again.

 

[Murphy]

How is it that Pep’s touchline scarf throwdown gets mentions and analysis, but Klopp’s weird jumpy bottle strangulation/masturbation doesn’t?

 

[Dubaijim]

How is it that Pep’s touchline scarf throwdown gets mentions and analysis, but Klopp’s weird jumpy bottle strangulation/masturbation doesn’t?

That gave some proper creepy Buffalo Bill vibes... I can imagine Lovren gets pushed down a well tonight and he hears a voice saying 'it puts it's lotion on it's skin.....'

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Oh dear, here comes another petition.. this was because Kompany called Salad a pussy.

Bit of a difference between 'pussy' and racial slurs.