Come here to laugh at Real Madrid

[Joe Clash]

Redevelopment of Alnwick castle to its former glory.

Thank god for that. I thought it was only me that cared about these posh people being allowed to charge us for looking at their lawnmower and their dead gardener.

"I've cleaned up the grave nice Maa'm" "Thank you Scrotum, would you care to wash your hands?"
"Oh no Maa'm, I've already done that up against a tree"

 

[truetomyself]

 

[ChickenTonight]

Athletic Bilbao 1 - 0 Real Madrid
:kaboullol:

 

[Charabian]

I reckon Ancelotti would not be there next season knowing how fickle these cunts are .

 

[Totti]

I reckon Ancelotti would not be there next season knowing how fickle these cunts are .

City bound?

 

[GloryGlory]

Bale's going to be begging to be let back to the lane.

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Bale's going to be begging to be let back to the lane.

Here's to hoping that Levy slipped a hidden first-option clause into the sale agreement, for 1/3 the sum we sold him for.

 

[ArcspacE]

Here's to hoping that Levy slipped a hidden first-option clause into the sale agreement, for 1/3 the sum we sold him for.

As if the player would agree even if that was the case

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

 

[Totti]

He absolutely LOVES Isco so will be interesting to see what happens with Bale.

He also said this about Bale a few years back:

 

[NW1Spur]

What an underwhelming appointment, must have been out of options. Much more likely Bale will be off.

 

[NW1Spur]

He absolutely LOVES Isco so will be interesting to see what happens with Bale.

He also said this about Bale a few years back:

Yeah, I always see Real Madrid players giving 100% when they're thrashing Los Nobodies 7-0 in piss easy games like you hardly ever get in the PL, and none at all when Bale was with us. What an ignorant Spanish-centric fuckwit.

 

[Totti]

Yeah, I always see Real Madrid players giving 100% when they're thrashing Los Nobodies 7-0 in piss easy games like you hardly ever get in the PL, and none at all when Bale was with us. What an ignorant Spanish-centric fuckwit.

Man City beat Stoke 7-2 last season.

 

[White Van Jan]

Thank god for that. I thought it was only me that cared about these posh people being allowed to charge us for looking at their lawnmower and their dead gardener.

"I've cleaned up the grave nice Maa'm" "Thank you Scrotum, would you care to wash your hands?"
"Oh no Maa'm, I've already done that up against a tree"

Just seen.

So many quotes from that marvellous bit of comedy.

 

[Merl]

When Real Madrid calls, you listen...

 

[White Van Jan]

When Real Madrid calls, you listen...

Spanish FA fingers in ears CAN'T HEAR YOU BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA

 

[VirginiaSpur]

When Real Madrid calls, you listen...

The only one that got that message was their fifth pick.

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

 

[Furball man]

What was it buddy ? Can’t see anything

 

[BigYid1882]

Furball man

Guna guess it was the football leaks story of Ramos failing a drugs test before the 2017 Champions League final vs Juve.

Bit if a non story in my eyes, he got popped for a cortisone like pain killer/ anti-inflammatory. It's on UEFAs banned list IF not notified beforehand. Basically either the Dr fucked up and didn't notify UEFA or UEFA was told but didn't put it in their report.