Come here to laugh at West Spam

[Guido 🇺🇦]

West Ham set capacity of 57,000 at London Stadium

Karen, err Karen....Karen.... How does this stack up with your sold out season ticket allocation ? If your sold out for 60,000 where are the missing 3000 going ? Are they crowding around your single "giant" screen outside the stadium in some massive cluster cuddle singing about blowing your fucking bubbles ! Lying is not a good trait !

I don't get it. They can't open up to full capacity (60k) because people are standing. So they are saying it's now 57k which means people will not stand? What???

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

he looks happy as fuck

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

 

[Holsten Shirt]

I'm sure you are aware that I am no fan of this lot and couldn't agree more with you that they are indeed Wankers, but, and it pains me to say this, Calleri is only their 2nd loanee.
I feel dirty for pointing this out.ochsulk:

3rd Loan if we include the shite Athletics Stadium. Calleri will probably do his hamstring doing the hop, skip and jump warm up. I really want to see Caroll try the high jump just for giggles.

 

[LeeMcl]

Which Jack is that Sullivan or Gold ?

I actually laughed. But also I feel awful. You should not laugh at the mentally sick.....nor hairy women nor the elephant man ! 100 years ago we would be paying to watch this future pedo in a freek show. It's good that we have progressed as a society

Also I can't help but feel this guy should have been watching what he eats as opposed to worrying about watching the "Europa"

Good luck to him, I suspect he's on a discounted £99 care in the community season ticket.

 

[ChiversRegal]

Didn't know what to give that so went and killed my neighbour instead.


I have to go nowochbye:

 

[Ossie's Cream]

I don't normally like to curse and swear. It lowers the great language that is English.


But that floppy haired youth is an utter cunt.

 

[SouthStand Billy]

I've had the shittest day ever today, got home - watched this and straight away i'm in hysterics. Thank you..

 

[DeeGee]

Funny how they are all desperate for EL football and were forever cunting us for playing in it.

 

[cretinousgoat]

:lamelashock:

 

[Juicy Sushi]

Technically the last few rows across the ground are so far from the pitch they cannot be considered a part of the game capacity as they're closer to Leyton Orient playing than West Ham

Those watching Orient are probably getting better value for money on their tickets.

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

 

[SouthStand Billy]

Top work on the medical..:eriksenlol:

 

[James savage]

57,000 ?
60,000 ?
5000 free tickets to Newham Council
Who fxxcking cares
This free stadium will put a noose around their shitty necks

 

[RocketRonny]

 

[cretinousgoat]

Ayew out.

Ahahahahaha

 

[SouthStand Billy]

Make that 6 months, as soon as he's back it's the ACON

 

[Totti]

Hilarious. Wonder who they'll get on loan to replace him.

 

[eanN17]

Europa League
"London" Stadium where their fans will get fed up pretty soon
Record signing out until X-mas after 1 game

Not sure whether they will have the amazing season they thought....

 

[LeeMcl]

Can't be long till adebayor or Balotelli pop up there now....

DG. Make it happen ! Via Twatter, maybe get tweedle dumb and tweedle Dee ( the two jacks ) to social network it !

Or Maybe the pig in a wig can do her bit and offer some extras to bring Messi over ON FUCKING LOAN !