Sold a washing machine to Jay Spearing about 2 years ago now. Walked in wearing sun glasses (in the evening) and expected everyone to know who he was... He bought a shit one and didn't take any insurance, miserly bastard.
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I bet it was fucking Playhouse.
His floppy hair would have gone down a treat in there at that time.
My brothers at a wedding with Gerry Francis now.
Any comedy questions from the TFC crowd?
Any comedy questions from the TFC crowd?
it was in Spoofers. I remember him having a jimmy five bellies style mate hanging around with him trying to pick up the girls that were there
Can you tell him he still owes me for those pigeons?
He'd have more luck now, all sorts in Silk Road these days, I hear.
I haven't been in there for a very long time but I don't think it is the greatest place in the world. I think he went to the hippodrome after!
don't worry, i don't doubt it for a second, the guy had eyebrow slits when he was about 24.
:lennonlol:
He's not his agent, he must have been his carer!
Used to work for a company that were involved in the promotion of the FA cup. Anyway the cup was being taken round our offices and the Ipswich Town FC squad came along to our offices to have photos and all the jazz.
All of them were spot on and down to earth but special praise to Matt Holland. Matt approached me and spotted I was wearing a Spurs polo shirt. 'Spurs!' he shouted at me, ' Yes and you would give your right arm to play for them as well' was my reply, he burst our laughing and said ' yeah true'
Anyway Matt is having his picture taken with the other Ipswich lads with the cup and I shouted ' make the most of it as thats a close any of you lot will get near a trophy' fair play they all laughed and Martin Ruesser called me a ' yid twat' to which I suggested he would be a better player if he stopped wearing clogs........that got mre laughter, erm thats about it really.
All of them were spot on and down to earth but special praise to Matt Holland. Matt approached me and spotted I was wearing a Spurs polo shirt. 'Spurs!' he shouted at me, ' Yes and you would give your right arm to play for them as well' was my reply, he burst our laughing and said ' yeah true'
Anyway Matt is having his picture taken with the other Ipswich lads with the cup and I shouted ' make the most of it as thats a close any of you lot will get near a trophy' fair play they all laughed and Martin Ruesser called me a ' yid twat' to which I suggested he would be a better player if he stopped wearing clogs........that got mre laughter, erm thats about it really.
I met your brother once!
Im not sure that shit, ginger and welsh counts as a historic treble.
might enough to consider teaching your kid to swim via the application of a burlap bag, some housebricks and the local canal though
Did you, where?
Sold a TV to Mass Luongo in Sainsbury's a couple of years ago. He was wearing training gear but I didn't recognise who he was, then he filled out a form and I was like "ahhh Luongo! You missed the last bloody penalty against Stoke in the 0-0 that put us out of the Carling Cup last year.." then the kid he was with (another academy player but can't remember their name, Lameiras maybe?) gave him a bit of stick. Good bants.
Also I saw Jamie O'Hara running around a park. I just nodded at him but he ignored me, cunt.
Also I saw Jamie O'Hara running around a park. I just nodded at him but he ignored me, cunt.
Looking at his career these days, are you sure he wasn't playing a league match?
