His dad can't stand losing youJoe Sumner, son of tantric sex fiend Sting:
"I grew up in north London, so it was a strange kind of cultural mix where all my friends were either Tottenham or Woolwich supporters, most of them were Spurs fans so despite supporting Newcastle, who nobody else I knew cared about, I have sort of developed that Tottenham-style dislike of Woolwich - it is them I cannot stand losing to."