Maybe, just maybe, you would have had a conversation- if you hadn't insisted on being obnoxious.
you wouldn't be this hostile and rude face to face.
Nice one
Nope. I just think sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and you expressed that in pretty much the 1st conversation we had. So if you are going to be sarcastic and a dick, then you will get the same level of rudeness back.