One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which was the most important.What’s more important - your heart or your brain?
The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important ."
The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I'm the most important "
The hands said "Without me we wouldn't be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I'm the most important ."
The stomach said "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we'd starve. So I'm the most important "
The legs said "Without me we wouldn't be able to move anywhere. So I'm the most important."
Then the rectum said "I'm the most important."
All the rest of the parts said "YOU? You don't do anything! You're not important! "
So the rectum closed up. After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain was all cloudy.
They all agreed that they couldn't take any more of this and begged the rectum to stop.
The moral of the story: If you think you're the most important, you're probably just an arsehole.