Dribbled some beer out of my nose....
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Wait - Chelski are playing tonight? I didn't realise they played Champions League matches on a Thursday. Oh....
Bloody hell. I must have died and gone to imitationleather Heaven when I ate some slightly out-of-date yogurt at the weekend. No way are these European results really happening in the cruel reality I toiled in for 32 long years. All I need is for Chelsea to experience death by Malmo and it'll be confirmed.
Pm me your address. It can be arranged. Although you'll never really know if they were worn by her or me. Your move.a sniff of the knickers?
Mighty BATE
Sarri looks like a fiend
And yet you will still sniff them ...don't worry I'll know you've worn them if they come with a skid mark
Love Sarri - seems a propa nawty Nacho Italiano geeza
Soon enough he’ll be taking his propa nawty ass down to the unemployment line
Maybe - but only cos Chelsea are a shit club full of wankers
If Chelsea are now Woolwich, are Woolwich now old spurs (obviously a cunty version)
Malmö are holding out better than I expected.
It seems Celtic's only defensive tactic was to kick the shit out of Valencia. The SPL must be so shit as Los Che have struggled for goals yet they are 2 up within 50 minutes with a true B squad. And now the comm says Celtic is below their stds tonight. Probably because they are playing actual footballers.
he's straight from mark nobles' academy for headless chickens
Think It won't be possible, but maybe you can see the mighty BATE Borisov in your town!