Richarlison

[KaneDomBadBoy]

I really don’t want Richarlison. I don’t think he will be happy as a squad player.

Paying 50+ million for a squad player would be insane given our needs in other areas and our history of Levy/ENIC being cheap with our transfer budget.

 

[Deleted member 15314]

If he is not happy as a squad player then he is not going to be happy at any elite club and should stay at Everton. All players Kane included should be fearful of their place in the team, that is how you build a elite squad with an elite manager to win things.

He is a genuine multi role attacker so he can compete with Kane, Son and Kulusevski, if he fears that he is not ready to take the next level.

He might start for Chavs and United. Though I think those two clubs are too snobbish to go for him.

 

[sudoku]

If he is not happy as a squad player then he is not going to be happy at any elite club and should stay at Everton. All players Kane included should be fearful of their place in the team, that is how you build a elite squad with an elite manager to win things.

He is a genuine multi role attacker so he can compete with Kane, Son and Kulusevski, if he fears that he is not ready to take the next level.

That's an excellent post.

 

[simon j]

Woolwich have signed Eddie nkietah, we to to act fast to compete with their stellar signing……….

 

[Stlducks]

Woolwich have signed Eddie nkietah, we to to act fast to compete with their stellar signing……….

They would have finished top 4 if they had him last year..

 

[Kane's left]

Am I reading this right?? are you suggesting that we give them Kane PLUS £50m for Richarlison?

Jesus mother Mary and christ, I thought it was so outlandish that peeps would easily know it was a jokeski. This forum is like one flew over the cuckoo's nest on steroids :contelol:

 

[Kane's left]

Did you mean to type £50m + Winks?

Sorry, what I meant to write is I'd pay 50m just to keep that useless cunt from this club

 

[Mick Cooper]

They both score around 1 every 3 games. That's a vast improvement over Bergwjin and Moura. Probably both combined wouldn't score 1 in 3.

Do you think that not letting them on the pitch might be hampering their chances of scoring?

 

[Mick Cooper]

He's not a great shooter, but he does assist a fair bit and can carry the ball up the pitch and put the defence under pressure with his 1v1 dribbling, he's also great at pressing.

A great shooter?
WTF?

 

[1882]

Son, Kane and Kulu being backed up by Richarlison, Lucas, Perisic, and Eriksen seems like it would be a pretty good attack to me...

I'd take either Richarlison or Jesus right now ....
And if by getting Jesus, it pissed off you know who.. all the better!!

 

[Warehouse Eyes]

I'd take either Richarlison or Jesus right now ....
And if by getting Jesus, it pissed off you know who.. all the better!!

Pairing Jesus up front with Kane would be like a marriage between heaven and hell,with the Son ghosting in from the left to complete the unholy trinity.



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Spoiler: Revelation

is there a book of Kulu in the new testament?

 

[kingdawson]

I know it would be funny getting one over Gooner scum but Richarlson suits our needs far more.

 

[1882]

Pairing Jesus up front with Kane would be like a marriage between heaven and hell,with the Son ghosting in from the left to complete the unholy trinity.



[

Spoiler: Revelation

is there a book of Kulu in the new testament?

Christ, you put some work into that one!!

God bless you my Son!!

 

[1882]

I know it would be funny getting one over Gooner scum but Richarlson suits our needs far more.

So why can't we just have both?

 

[Bill Madrid]

Pairing Jesus up front with Kane would be like a marriage between heaven and hell,with the Son ghosting in from the left to complete the unholy trinity.



[

Spoiler: Revelation

is there a book of Kulu in the new testament?

I'm not sure we should include Kane (presumably referring to Cain) if we're going down the Biblical route, seeing as he was a murderer who whacked his own brother...

 

[Warehouse Eyes]

I'm not sure we should include Kane (presumably referring to Cain) if we're going down the Biblical route, seeing as he was a murderer who whacked his own brother...

There's a postmodern twist - the brother of Kane was a super agent who tried to turn the righteous one to the path of oily temptation.....




I need to get out more

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

Pairing Jesus up front with Kane would be like a marriage between heaven and hell,with the Son ghosting in from the left to complete the unholy trinity.



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Spoiler: Revelation

is there a book of Kulu in the new testament?

Nah...that's the Necronomicon there' easily confused.

 

[Samisspurs]

Lovecraft, transubstantiation, obscure Dylan handles. This place has gone up a notch.

 

[Bazali]

I'm not sure we should include Kane (presumably referring to Cain) if we're going down the Biblical route, seeing as he was a murderer who whacked his own brother...

Well he wasn’t his ‘keeper’

 

[1882]

I'm not sure we should include Kane (presumably referring to Cain) if we're going down the Biblical route, seeing as he was a murderer who whacked his own brother...

This time last year, I wish he would have!

... ironically, Kane's brother didn't seem very Able!!

I get my Cassock!