Summer 2017 transfer window or, waiting for Godot

[SausageVince]

Plagiarise the Sevilla one.
The team ambush Rose, hood him and bung him in the boot of Diers Range Rover .
They drive him to Epping Forest where Poch and Tony are waiting with the new signing.
' you know who this is Danny, want to fucking google this?
They throw him a shovel
' you were like a son to me Danny, you betrayed me. now dig'
Then he's made to take of his Spurs shirt, pass it to the new signing before he gets a kicking and is thrown into the whole with Man Utd, Chelsea and City shirts.
The team then piss on him before he's buried.

...welcome to the Layer Cake, son

 

[Jayc1]

Demarai Gray on the bench still at Leicester. I'd still like us to go for him.

I really don't get what people see in him. I've watched him a few times and he's seemed shit.

 

[GaulPascoigne]

The type of player in Levy's price range.

This the same Levy that spent £30M on Sissoko or another one?

 

[Tomo]

I really don't get what people see in him. I've watched him a few times and he's seemed shit.

He is very quick, good dribbler and does have a good delivery, but he lacks a degree of position and decision making right now.

I can see why clubs are linked with him, he could go the way of Zaha and become a very effective player or the way Townsend and be a perennial frustrating player.

 

[B-0-Sspurs]

Or to get a round in

Or ask for your wallet back...

 

[GlasgowSpur]

Neil Lennon slaps £5 million price tag on Hibs’ John McGinn

This is obviously a thinly veiled attempt by Lennon to disguise the fact that McGinn's head has been turned by interest from us.
Levy is finally listening to you!!

 

[B-0-Sspurs]

This is obviously a thinly veiled attempt by Lennon to disguise the fact that McGinn's head has been turned by interest from us.
Levy is finally listening to you!!

Headline might have been believable had the word million not been added....

 

[Mick Cooper]

Big nose

You call me big nose once more.......

And I'll take you - to the fackin' cleaners

 

[Bazali]

You call me big nose once more.......

And I'll take you - to the fackin' cleaners

Sorry

Gulp!

You sound well tasty

Really naughty

 

[Bazali]

Or ask for your wallet back...

Or your hubcaps


Good job we don't stereotype on here......

 

[Mick Cooper]

You sound as though you're frothing with indignation in the kindergarten

You can hear my typing?

Trust me, that was typed with a resigned sense of despondency. All this shit because we didn't sign Messi and because a footballer failed to pass the true and committed believer test

 

[The Swellhead Spur]

Tottenham begin talks to sign Celta Vigo's Pape Cheikh Diop

African Defensive mid that grew up in Spain

 

[Mick Cooper]

Sorry

Gulp!

You sound well tasty

Really naughty

Ho hum

 

[Bazali]

Cheer up you miserable old git

Woolwich are losing

 

[Mick Cooper]

Cheer up you miserable old git

Woolwich are losing

Ooh really?

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

Actually seen some of Diop since I've watched some Celta last season. I'd be happy to take him on as a squad player. He could become something over time playing under Victor and Mousa. Lots of promise, just needs to realize it

 

[Macch]

Could this be real?

 

[Bergmattsson]

So... rumors picking up steam for Sànchez, Diop and Barkley. I guess Rose's little interview ticked off the big man!

 

[Bazali]

Ooh really?

Tell you what Mick (Big Nose)

Go get yourself laid

 

[SchmoodSpur]

Mahrez has been awful