The Race For 7th

[Richard Arlison]

Very pleased they not got a top striker. Jesus world hard & a handful but doesn’t score many at all.

Richarlison is comfortably better than Jesus.

 

[Richard Arlison]

we dodged a bullet not getting Raya

Spanish Pickford with longer arms but more mistakes.

 

[Richard Arlison]

If woolwich are a serious team this year they get a draw from 2-0 down.

Don’t see it personally, they look toothless this season

Fucking useless blue cunts

 

[rolling boh]

Wouldn't bank on them being useless when they play us .

 

[Spurs Spain]

A draw is arguably the best result for us. Let's go top on Monday!

 

[JDK]

Great result for us, Woolwich drops points and its horrific draw for Chelsea in what should have been a big confidence boosting performance. Love it.

 

[happy pants]

Wouldn't bank on them being useless when they play us .

Chelsea will need to be able to play a full match against us

 

[sudoku]

1		Man City	9	12	21
2		Woolwich	9	10	21
3		Liverpool	9	11	20
4		Tottenham	8	10	20

A draw v Fulham not gonna be good enough.
Edit: 1-1 draw we go 2nd.

 

[Starks]

1		Man City	9	12	21
2		Woolwich	9	10	21
3		Liverpool	9	11	20
4		Tottenham	8	10	20

A draw v Fulham not gonna be good enough.

We'd be "joint top"

 

[Zest]

If woolwich are a serious team this year they get a draw from 2-0 down.

Don’t see it personally, they look toothless this season

Twat.

 

[Richard Arlison]

Twat.

Regret it.

Good thing is the draw was only possible from brutal fuck ups.

Neither team comes out with much confidence. Especially not the chavs and we have them next

 

[prinmemo]

Spanish Pickford with longer arms but more mistakes.

Does he point and yell more than Pickford?

 

[Richard Arlison]

Does he point and yell more than Pickford?

Nobody does

Pickford is the king of panic merchants

 

[HotShotTottenham]

Before we get carried away with Artifical Intelligence, this is what Chat GPT has to say about us winning the league:

"Whether or not Tottenham Hotspur will win the Premier League depends on various factors, including their performance, the performance of other teams, injuries, and many other variables. To know the current standings and the likelihood of any team winning the Premier League, I recommend checking the latest news, sports analysis, and official Premier League sources for up-to-date information and predictions."

I hope Paul Merson doesn’t count as an official prediction.

We’d be the first team to be double relegated…

 

[sudoku]

1		Tottenham	9	12	23
2		Man City	9	12	21
3		Woolwich	9	10	21
4		Liverpool	9	11	20
5		Aston Villa	9	10	19
6		Newcastle	9	15	16
7		Brighton	9	4	16
8		Man Utd	9	-2	15
9		West Ham	9	0	14
10		Chelsea	9	4	12

 

[Starks]

17 more points lads!!

 

[sudoku]

Nothing to do with anything but one of my favourite movie scenes;


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjzKiEs_pHI&ab_channel=Bresson74

 

[Zest]

1		Tottenham	9	12	23
2		Man City	9	12	21
3		Woolwich	9	10	21
4		Liverpool	9	11	20
5		Aston Villa	9	10	19
6		Newcastle	9	15	16
7		Brighton	9	4	16
8		Man Utd	9	-2	15
9		West Ham	9	0	14
10		Chelsea	9	4	12

Top 6 goal difference suggests they will be the Top6 come seasons end.

11 points above the Billion pound team, after 9 games.

 

[Shadydan]

Nope you know not what to do

 

[Billy Bob mate]

Another great win! Only managed to beat them 2-1 last year so an improvement to GD even if same points.

Most importantly, it's the more points away from the relegation places.

Points: 23
Wins: ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
Clean Sheets: ✓✓✓✓
Richy Goal: ✓
Richy Hat-Trick:
Son Goal: ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
Son Hat-Trick: ✓
Romero Worldie: ✓
100th+ Minute Winner: ✓
Goal After 30 Successive Passes:
Ange's Song Goes No.1:
Performances Maureen criticises without actually watching: ✓✓✓✓
PGMOL Assist: ✓
Klopp Excuses: ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
Victory with 10 Men: ✓

Points Difference (same teams) compared to 22/23: +11

Highest possible league finish: 7th
Lowest possible league finish: 20th

Scientifically determined chance of top 7: 15.23%

Also, only 17 more points to go until safety