Tottenham Hotspur confirm Levy has read my email, "suggestions have all been noted"; are we on the brink of a mega transfer spree?

[To Dare Is To Do.]

I am not necessarily saying that my experiences of Champions League Fantasy football and BT Sport's Bundesliga weekly round-ups mean I have better scouting pedigree than Steve Hitchen, but... I can work for all 12 months of the year including January and I wouldn't have signed off on Gedson Fernandes. Just saying.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Follow it up with an attached CV and a request to apply for Director of Football, I fucking dare you.

 

[paddy spur]

only one man for the job

sammyspurs

 

[To Dare Is To Do.]

Follow it up with an attached CV and a request to apply for Director of Football, I fucking dare you.

Seriously considering it.

Any tips on how to embellish my CV to ensure I land the job?

So far I’ve added ‘Portuguese- working proficiency’, and ‘Budgeting- Tesco Meal Deal Connoisseur’.

 

[therhinospeaks]

Could you attach a file If I cobble together a death threat for Hitchin?

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Seriously considering it.

Any tips on how to embellish my CV to ensure I land the job?

So far I’ve added ‘Portuguese- working proficiency’, and ‘Budgeting- Tesco Meal Deal Connoisseur’.

Category D driving licence for parking buses.

 

[To Dare Is To Do.]

Could you attach a file If I cobble together a death threat for Hitchin?

Absolutely not, as director of football I will have great respect for my colleague Steve Hitchen.

My first act will be to give him a promotion, by appointing him as Head of Catering. Lasagne-gate will never happen again.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Absolutely not, as director of football I will have great respect for my colleague Steve Hitchen.

My first act will be to give him a promotion, by appointing him as Head of Catering. Lasagne-gate will never happen again.

Don't ask why I made this, just take it:

 

[To Dare Is To Do.]

Don't ask why I made this, just take it:

Cheers, this photo will be how I let him know of his promotion.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Cheers, this photo will be how I let him know of his promotion.

>To Steve
>I hear you hate January. Let me 'promote' you to a position where you'll worry about fulfilling Tanguy's constant hunger instead.
>Love, the DOF

 

[Rocket]

Knowing you definitely have the ear of the chairman, I bet you're gutted you didn't suggest Messi and Ronaldo, Neymar, MBappe and De Bruyne now.

 

[halothagod]

I am not necessarily saying that my experiences of Champions League Fantasy football and BT Sport's Bundesliga weekly round-ups mean I have better scouting pedigree than Steve Hitchen, but... I can work for all 12 months of the year including January and I wouldn't have signed off on Gedson Fernandes. Just saying.

Tell you what, I don’t mind those transfers one bit! Are the prices far fetched or is there a chance we can get ACMillanKeeper?

 

[Team Tanguy]

Wonder how many of these poor Julia gets each week

 

[AberdeenYid]

Wonder how many of these poor Julia gets each week

Hundreds. All written in either crayon or shit.

 

[Big Sky Spur]

Julia seems like a nice lady.

 

[To Dare Is To Do.]

Knowing you definitely have the ear of the chairman, I bet you're gutted you didn't suggest Messi and Ronaldo, Neymar, MBappe and De Bruyne now.

Haha, well I did get a similar response last July, where Reguilon was the only suggestion listened to.
Of course I am half trolling, but at the same time I'm aware that Levy will have his eye out for bargains.
Hence I did some research, and included some players that were on a free/ will have only one year left on their contracts this summer.
The latter category included Sabitzer and Dembele. Sabitzer is an obvious choice due to his versatility, while Dembele is seen as a flop but his pace (remember what he did to KWP...) may mean he's better suited to a counter attacking team like us than Barca.

Tell you what, I don’t mind those transfers one bit! Are the prices far fetched or is there a chance we can get ACMillanKeeper?

Donnarumma's contract runs out this summer, and his negotiations have stalled. PSG are after him, so it is quite likely that he would go to them or a club of similar stature. This would leave us with 2 potential options: buy the goalkeeper who is about to be replaced by Donnarumma at a big club (Navas, Ter Stegen etc.), or go for a HG keeper like Pope.

 

[Calgary Spur]

I think that you've misplayed this. The obvious move is to send it to Steve, who does it all and looks like a genius. After that, you send in this paper trail and job demands.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Haha, well I did get a similar response last July, where Reguilon was the only suggestion listened to.
Of course I am half trolling, but at the same time I'm aware that Levy will have his eye out for bargains.
Hence I did some research, and included some players that were on a free/ will have only one year left on their contracts this summer.
The latter category included Sabitzer and Dembele. Sabitzer is an obvious choice due to his versatility, while Dembele is seen as a flop but his pace (remember what he did to KWP...) may mean he's better suited to a counter attacking team like us than Barca.


Donnarumma's contract runs out this summer, and his negotiations have stalled. PSG are after him, so it is quite likely that he would go to them or a club of similar stature. This would leave us with 2 potential options: buy the goalkeeper who is about to be replaced by Donnarumma at a big club (Navas, Ter Stegen etc.), or go for a HG keeper like Pope.

Wait a minute... what if Levy actually did read your suggestions (see Reguilon) and decided to save money on paying for a DOF by following them instead?

 

[sammyspurs]

only one man for the job

sammyspurs

At your service, I’ve already ordered the hoardings for next season to say All We Need Is A Team Of Eric Diers

 

[To Dare Is To Do.]

Wait a minute... what if Levy actually did read your suggestions (see Reguilon) and decided to save money on paying for a DOF by following them instead?

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